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Gohan sleepily flew on towards home. God help him and the man who was following him; for he was exhausted while the other was hyper active. It would be a long 1,000 kilometers. Ok, so maybe it was 650 now.

"HAHAHAHA!!! I got you in a bad mood didn't I? Aww, does little Gohan feel humiliated cuz his father's best friend knows about his crush? Huh? C'mon, speak up I can't hear ya!"

::cries:: "Leave me alone Krillin!!! I'm tired and cranky and wanna sleep (with Videl)!!!!!!" Gohan shouted. Yes he did say the 'with Videl' part (reeeeeaaaally low though).

"BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::cough:: ::wheeze:: ::breath:: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH VIDEL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!"

Gohan hit Krillin over the head with a spare brick (LOL Amanda! I didn't forget the evil brick joke!). "Will you shuttup already?! I told you I'm out of it today! Its not fair being chased around the world by two evil dumb-asses who are after you and the one you like! I mean, its hell!!! Super saiyajin or not!!"

Krillin made a face. "Well 'scuse me for livin (LOL Carolyn! You guys gotta read that interview with Sony Straight...)!!! Maybe IIIiiiiiii wasn't so popular with the ladies back in MY day!!!"

"Why are you tellin me to shuttup?! You're the one who's mouth was blabbing the entire 350km!!!"

"Why the fuck should I?!? Come ON lets go HOME and forget this stupid catfight!!!!" Gohan whined.

"Heh, riiight. About what? That ::exageratedly gasps:: I actualy used foul language! God forbid!" Gohan said as he fake-fainted and continued to fly alongside Krillin.

"Oh! And who was the one who said out loud 'I know! Krillin has a crush on 18!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!'...huh? And everyone started saying shit and she got pissed at me!! Huh?"

"Oh get over it, that was seven years ago, and plus you already married her and had a kid. The next time you get teased is when Tousan visits again. I'm gonna be tortured for a while."

Touching down in front of his house, Gohan went up to and through the door (he opened it first). As soon as he entered, he walked straight to the kitchen without saying a word.

"Gohan finally your home! Your mother was kinda freaking out about stuff..." Bulma said as she sat down in one of the chairs. Gohan sleepily opened the refridgerator and grabbed a drink, gulped it down and answered.

"Goten, oh my god he was an angel." Bulma started. "Your mother of course was flipping out and crying about you know exactly what, and Goten woke up. I told him that she was fine, she was just getting all emotional over you and Videl. He said 'Oh, thats right. Oniichan loves Videl-san and kassan wants him to marry her!'....It was the most precious thing!!!!" she giggled.

Gohan burped and stood in front of Bulma. "Oh great now we've got Goten started with this. Why what did he say?"

"He said that you told him that you cared about Videl very much and that Chi Chi told him that if you care about someone a lot, you love them...so he says 'Doesn't that mean he loves her?'..OMG I died it was so cute!!!"

"Yeah, he is cute...but he likes to talk about things he doesn't know about. So what did mum do?"

"Oh, she just cried even harder mumbling 'My sons are all grown up!!! WAAAHH!!!' n stuff like that."

"I figured. Eh, thanks for takin care of everything...I'm going to bed, Krillin and this stupid maid gave me this huge migrane and I made a mental note to kill them when I wake up."

"On my way back from Videl's house...he started givin me problems about that stupid little kiss and I was soo out of it I didn't know what I was saying." He said as he ran his left arm through his hair.

"Nonononono!!! Not kiss kiss!!! It was just a peck on the forehead, no big deal!!" Gohan exclaimed as he waved his arms.

Gohan bowed his head, pointed his two index fingers together, and blushed. "Yeah......."

"Ja......Now I can sleep; and dream about ::yawns:: Videl-chan." he said as he walked towards his bedroom. He smiled at Goten, who has halfway covered with sheets and snoring like a chainsaw (LOL Kristine!!!). Sometimes he wished Goten had his own room so that he could make room for a king sized bed, of course to share with Videl.

"Aie....I wish...I really wish." He said as he climbed into his cozy bed and drifted off to sleep. A very deserved sleep.

"o NNIIIIIIIIIIICCHHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten screamed as he jumped onto Gohan's chest.

"WWAAAHHHHHHH!!! HOLY SH- eet whats wrong??!?!" Gohan said leaping from underneath the covers.

"Oh fine lemme get up will you?" Gohan reluctantly got up and walked towards the kitchen. Chi Chi looked surprizingly happy today.

The woman paused her cooking and turned around. "Ohh, because I need to talk to you about a few things."

"Like? For instance? Such as? (you will always hear me say that)" he asked as he plopped onto a chair and grabbed a bowl of cereal.

Chi Chi smiled broadly. "Oh little things that Krillin and a kind lady told me about."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screeched as he face faulted and fell on the floor. "Kuso kuso KUSO!!!" he began to stomp his feet annoyingly.

"CALM DOWN!!!" Chi Chi screamed as she pulled the skillet off the counter and hit him on the head.

"Oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Watdidya do that for?!" He said, holding his head where another bump had formed.

"I told you to control your temper when I am busy teasing you, AND I EXPECT YOU TO OBEY!!!!!"

"Oh..heh heh heh, you ARE my mom...hehehe...err.....goshimpai naku.....heh..."

"Whatever...now like I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED....Krillin payed a nice visit before you woke up...not only that but I recieved a call from the Satan residence about something fairly interesting."

"Ah....a woman had said that you carried Videl into her house at 11:00 o'clock at night and claims that you carried her for 20 miles?"

"Hehehehe...I thought so. And Krillin says many interesting things. He says you said a word. Whats the word Gohan?"

Gohan really wanted to cry. His mother knew, Krillin is having the time of his life, and a stupid maid was going around telling everyone what Gohan had done. God save his soul.

As soon as Gohan ran out the door, a familiar yellow helicopter landed right in front of him, stopping him in his tracks. Uh oh.....he's busted. He stood nervously as the proclaimed "World Champion" made his way out and jumped down.

"GGGGrrrrrrr." He rumbled as he stood in a pathetic pose. "Is this the Son's house?"

"Err...hai. Is there something I may help you with?" As that question escaped Gohan's lips, Mr. Satan's face tensed.

"GOOOHHHAAANN CHANNN!!!!!" Chi Chi screamed as she ran out the door. She stopped and looked at Mr. Satan questioningly. "Mr. Satan, what on Earth are you doing all the way out here?"

"Funny you should ask pesant (Chi Chi became obviously angry when hearing this; Gohan became scared)...but your SON was with MY daughter all day yesterday!!!"

"OH YEAH?!?! WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU IF I PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU LIED ABOUT DEFEATING CELL!!!!!"

"How the hell did you know that?" Mr. Satan asked; surprized by her remake and lowered his voice. Plus his throat hurt from trying to scream as loud as Chi Chi (its good to have Chi Chi on our side, right?).

Chi Chi smirked so much like Vegeta than Gohan got chills up his spine. She crossed her arms and stated proudly, "My Gohan-chan defeated Cell."

"No I'm not.....he was that little boy who was kind enough to SAVE YOUR UGLY ASS!!!!"

"Maa....stop it...I don't need to be flattered..." Gohan said in a low and frightened tone.

::sweatdropping:: "Go on right ahead...I'll just stay right here...heh heh heh...."

"You're lieing again! I know about your stupid tricks!!! The boy didn't look like him! ::points to Gohan:: "

"Mr. Satan...even Videl-san knows that I defeated Cell..." Gohan said timidly.

"Oh! So you lied to my daughter too? NOBODY LIES TO VIDEL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!"

Gohan started to get ticked and his saiyajin instincts began to kick in. Calmly and sternly he said "I would never lie to Videl-san."

Gohan got really pissed then and didn't care about being in front of his mother. "YEAH!! BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?"

Mr. Satan was about to blow up at hearing that. "YEAH, I DO!!! NO BOY MAY LOVE *MY* DAUGHTER WITHOUT *MY* APPROVAL!!! AND I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU'VE DONE!!!" he screamed back. Oh boy...new cat fight.

"Oh...you hate me for saving you? You hate me for preventing Videl's death? You hate me for letting you lie to the world so that you may be richer than anyone else? Is THAT what you hate me for, besides loving your daughter? Heh, I thought so." he stated coolly, leaving Mr. Satan blinking and desperate to find a good comeback.

::starts crying and sniffing:: "I'm so proud of you Gohan-chan! You take after your father...defending your honor and loving someone...WAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!! YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW!!!!"

"PAPA!!!!" Videl yelled annoyingly as she touched down next to the circle formed by her father, Gohan and Chi Chi. "What is the meaning of this?"

"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO HER!!!" Mr. Satan bellowed. Now Videl was getting ticked off.

"YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!" Videl yelled at Mr. Satan.

"LIKE WHAT?!?!?" In Gohan's view, Videl made a mistake by asking that. He tried to hide himself, but it was no use.

"SO WHAT!!! DID YOU EVER THINK THAT I *WANTED* TO GO WITH HIM?!?!?" she screeched. Gohan blushed heavily.

"OH YEAH? WELL DID YOU EVER THINK OF WHAT HE WOULD DO TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE *SLEEPING*?!?"

"He...kissed me?" Videl asked softly as she looked at Gohan, who's face turned a brighter red.

Waving his arms slightly and putting on a frightened smile, Gohan calmly, "Its not a big deal I only kissed you on the forehead...I just, couldn't stop myself..I'm sorry for starting this trouble..."

Videl smiled warmly at him and turned back to her father. "See...he didn't do anything wrong. Actually, I'm happy to hear that he did that." ...Gohan blushed even more.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WE'RE FRIENDS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT!! IF NOT THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TURN UP THE HEAT A NOTCH!!!" Videl unknowingly spat. Gohan turned blue, Chi Chi fainted and Mr. Satan blew a fuse. S.O.S............

::loudly:: "I DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. Videl and Mr. Satan looked at him.

"When?" Gohan asked. He mentally crossed his fingers hoping Mr. Satan wouldn't say what he though he would say.

"Videl...you don't mind if I continue with this? I'm kinda pissed right now so I can't help my temper...but I don't want to offend you in any way..."

"Oh forget that...back to we were saying...... you didn't know what I was gonna say."

::smirks:: "Oh no I won't. Instant replay: 'YEAH!! BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?' heh heh heh...what are you gonna do now? Lie to her again and say that you didn't say that?" Mr. Satan smiled proudly.

Gohan's fists tightened as he yelled in a way that reminded Videl of Chi Chi. "I NEVER LIED TO HER!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU?!?!?!?!"

Gohan was about to scream something else when he stopped himself to answer Videl. He tried to be calm with it and not act too nervous...but he failed miserably.

"SHUT THE HELL UP HE DIDN'T FINISH!!!" Videl yelled and turned back to the embarrased demi-saiyan.

"Well....I kinda didn't want to say anything to you yet but....." Gohan said timidly as he cowardly covered his deep red face with his left hand. "Yeah I did." *Its over...my life is over...*

Eyes wide with shock, Videl looked at her smirking father and back to the scarlet faced Gohan. *He actually said that he...he said that he.....hey I never knew he looked so kawaii when he's embarrased!!*

"IIII AMMMM NOOOOTTTT NOW SHUTTUP!!!" Videl threw a brick at him, which formed a large bump on his head.

"You're not?" Gohan stoped blushing for a moment. Just a moment. But he cringed as the goddess walked closer to him. Kami, what was she thinking? Now her hand rested on his reddening cheek, while her other hand was placed softly on his shoulder. And her face...her heavenly face was dangerously close to his. Why did this scene seem, incorrect? That is according to Mr.Satan.

"Trust me." she whispered gently. Gohan was ready to pee in his pants, but it would've made this day way too humiliating. He was about to ask what she was going to do when; Ok! Slow it down and review whats been going on here! Gohan says he loves Videl, her dad gets pissed, Videl doesn't mind, and suddenly her lips are pressed against his! Did she want him dead or something?

"GGGGgrrrrrr.....YOUR GONNA DIE BOY!!! HOW DARE YOU KISS HER?!?! I WON'T STOP HUNTING YOU DOWN TILL I SEE YOU DEAD DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!" Mr. Satan threatened. He failed to get their attention as their embrace tightened. "DDDIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!" He aimed his arm to hit Gohan right in the head by whizzing it by Videl's head, but unfortunately for him, Gohan stuck his arm straight out and blocked it.

Finally after an eternity, Videl pulled back and screamed once more, leaving the starry-eyed Gohan dazed and confused. "I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS SO CALM DOWN!!!"

The 'world champion' had his last throw. Grunting and steaming, he marched up to Gohan (who was still looking at Videl with a satisfying smile) and pointed his finger. "Next week. Same time, my place. You, me. We're gonna settle this once and for all."

::smiling the most drunken smile his face has ever held:: "Hmm? Of course I'll marry you Videl-chan."

"EEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!" Gohan said as he jumped back a bit. He must've been daydreaming or something with the marrige thing. "S-sorry I was just...I..."

Gohan stopped, for Mr. Satan stomped back into the helicopter and took off. Whew..at least the fight him HIM was over...for the time being...

He looked back at Videl. She must've been thinking about something; and she started to laugh. He joined her.

"Oh, you mean that...umm...well I'm sorry I just, oh I dunno......I wanted my dad to stop saying bad things about you and I though what you said was really sweet..." She sighed and looked back up at him.

"Thanks. I'm sorry, I'm not sure how this all started..heh, maybe if I didn't give you that little goodnight kiss." Gohan smiled, and Videl returned it as they met in a grateful caress.

"Whatever." Gohan rested his head on Videl's, and time seemed to have frozen as they stood. Of course until SHE woke up.

"Ooo sorry I didn't mean to interupt you two." Chi Chi said with a biiiiiiigggg Son™ grin on her face. "Oh where on earth is my #$%^@#$%^! camera?!?!" (LOL!!! Another evil inside joke from 'A picture Perfect Kiss'!!! This time she didn't have a camera O.o)

"Eh Gohan, I have to go and stop my father from destroying half of our house. I'll see you later on, bye." She said as she pecked him on the cheek and flew off in the direction her dad went.


	Gohan Love Wars Chapter 6 Gohan sleepily flew on towards home. God help him and the man who was following him; for he was exhausted while the other was hyper active. It would be a long 1,000 kilometers. Ok, so maybe it was 650 now. "HAHAHAHA!!! I got you in a bad mood didn't I? Aww, does little Gohan feel humiliated cuz his father's best friend knows about his crush? Huh? C'mon, speak up I can't hear ya!" ::cries:: "Leave me alone Krillin!!! I'm tired and cranky and wanna sleep (with Videl)!!!!!!" Gohan shouted. Yes he did say the 'with Videl' part (reeeeeaaaally low though). "BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::cough:: ::wheeze:: ::breath:: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH VIDEL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!" ::KLONK!:: Gohan hit Krillin over the head with a spare brick (LOL Amanda! I didn't forget the evil brick joke!). "Will you shuttup already?! I told you I'm out of it today! Its not fair being chased around the world by two evil dumb-asses who are after you and the one you like! I mean, its hell!!! Super saiyajin or not!!" Krillin made a face. "Well 'scuse me for livin (LOL Carolyn! You guys gotta read that interview with Sony Straight...)!!! Maybe IIIiiiiiii wasn't so popular with the ladies back in MY day!!!" "Jeez Krillin, don't choke over it..." "Oh you shuttup yourself." "Why are you tellin me to shuttup?! You're the one who's mouth was blabbing the entire 350km!!!" "Oh yeah?!" "Yeah! (LOL: the DBZ commercial!!! Gohan did Krillin's part though)" "Look you, I'm older than you so you should give me some respect." "Bullshit!" "Watch your language!!!!" "Why the fuck should I?!? Come ON lets go HOME and forget this stupid catfight!!!!" Gohan whined. "I'm going to tell your mother." "Heh, riiight. About what? That ::exageratedly gasps:: I actualy used foul language! God forbid!" Gohan said as he fake-fainted and continued to fly alongside Krillin. "About your lil' thing for Videl." "You do and I'll kill you. Publicly." "Oh! And who was the one who said out loud 'I know! Krillin has a crush on 18!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!'...huh? And everyone started saying shit and she got pissed at me!! Huh?" "Oh get over it, that was seven years ago, and plus you already married her and had a kid. The next time you get teased is when Tousan visits again. I'm gonna be tortured for a while." "Whatever. I'll see you tomorrow." "Ja ne." "Ja ne." Krillin asid a he flew off towards his destination, Kame House. .........or at least we think so. ************** Touching down in front of his house, Gohan went up to and through the door (he opened it first). As soon as he entered, he walked straight to the kitchen without saying a word. "Gohan finally your home! Your mother was kinda freaking out about stuff..." Bulma said as she sat down in one of the chairs. Gohan sleepily opened the refridgerator and grabbed a drink, gulped it down and answered. ::sighs:: "What happened now?" "Goten, oh my god he was an angel." Bulma started. "Your mother of course was flipping out and crying about you know exactly what, and Goten woke up. I told him that she was fine, she was just getting all emotional over you and Videl. He said 'Oh, thats right. Oniichan loves Videl-san and kassan wants him to marry her!'....It was the most precious thing!!!!" she giggled. Gohan burped and stood in front of Bulma. "Oh great now we've got Goten started with this. Why what did he say?" "He said that you told him that you cared about Videl very much and that Chi Chi told him that if you care about someone a lot, you love them...so he says 'Doesn't that mean he loves her?'..OMG I died it was so cute!!!" "Yeah, he is cute...but he likes to talk about things he doesn't know about. So what did mum do?" "Oh, she just cried even harder mumbling 'My sons are all grown up!!! WAAAHH!!!' n stuff like that." "I figured. Eh, thanks for takin care of everything...I'm going to bed, Krillin and this stupid maid gave me this huge migrane and I made a mental note to kill them when I wake up." "Really? When did you see Krillin?" "On my way back from Videl's house...he started givin me problems about that stupid little kiss and I was soo out of it I didn't know what I was saying." He said as he ran his left arm through his hair. ::O.O:: "Kiss?" "Nonononono!!! Not kiss kiss!!! It was just a peck on the forehead, no big deal!!" Gohan exclaimed as he waved his arms. "AAwww... you gave her a g'night kiss?" Gohan bowed his head, pointed his two index fingers together, and blushed. "Yeah......." "Thats so cute! Good job Gohan, you're gettin somewhere!" Gohan sighed and put his head even lower. "Thanks...I think..." "I'll see you tomorrow Romeo...Ja." Bulma said as she left. "Ja......Now I can sleep; and dream about ::yawns:: Videl-chan." he said as he walked towards his bedroom. He smiled at Goten, who has halfway covered with sheets and snoring like a chainsaw (LOL Kristine!!!). Sometimes he wished Goten had his own room so that he could make room for a king sized bed, of course to share with Videl. "Aie....I wish...I really wish." He said as he climbed into his cozy bed and drifted off to sleep. A very deserved sleep. ****************NEXT MORNING************************** "o NNIIIIIIIIIIICCHHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten screamed as he jumped onto Gohan's chest. "WWAAAHHHHHHH!!! HOLY SH- eet whats wrong??!?!" Gohan said leaping from underneath the covers. "Kassan wants you to wake up now." "What time is it?" "9:00" "Can't I sleep?" "She said no." "Oh fine lemme get up will you?" Gohan reluctantly got up and walked towards the kitchen. Chi Chi looked surprizingly happy today. "Hi mum....why didn'tcha lemme sleep late today?" The woman paused her cooking and turned around. "Ohh, because I need to talk to you about a few things." "Like? For instance? Such as? (you will always hear me say that)" he asked as he plopped onto a chair and grabbed a bowl of cereal. Chi Chi smiled broadly. "Oh little things that Krillin and a kind lady told me about." "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screeched as he face faulted and fell on the floor. "Kuso kuso KUSO!!!" he began to stomp his feet annoyingly. "CALM DOWN!!!" Chi Chi screamed as she pulled the skillet off the counter and hit him on the head. "Oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Watdidya do that for?!" He said, holding his head where another bump had formed. "I told you to control your temper when I am busy teasing you, AND I EXPECT YOU TO OBEY!!!!!" "Mummy." "What?!" "Oh..heh heh heh, you ARE my mom...hehehe...err.....goshimpai naku.....heh..." "Whatever...now like I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED....Krillin payed a nice visit before you woke up...not only that but I recieved a call from the Satan residence about something fairly interesting." Gohan slapped his face. "For example?.........." "Ah....a woman had said that you carried Videl into her house at 11:00 o'clock at night and claims that you carried her for 20 miles?" "Thats BULL! It was over 4,000 kilometers!!!" "Hehehehe...I thought so. And Krillin says many interesting things. He says you said a word. Whats the word Gohan?" ::pouts:: "My mouth is sealed." Chi Chi scowled. "You better open your mouth young man or else!" "Did he say anything else?" Please don't say it please don't say it "Heh, heh, heh....you kissed her....is that right Gohan-chan?" Gohan really wanted to cry. His mother knew, Krillin is having the time of his life, and a stupid maid was going around telling everyone what Gohan had done. God save his soul. "Answer me right now! I have to plan your wedding!!!" "GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! ::runs out the door::" "GOOHHAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As soon as Gohan ran out the door, a familiar yellow helicopter landed right in front of him, stopping him in his tracks. Uh oh.....he's busted. He stood nervously as the proclaimed "World Champion" made his way out and jumped down. "GGGGrrrrrrr." He rumbled as he stood in a pathetic pose. "Is this the Son's house?" "Err...hai. Is there something I may help you with?" As that question escaped Gohan's lips, Mr. Satan's face tensed. "You must be the oldest son... Son Gohan, is that correct?" "Hai." "GGGrrrrrrrr.....I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUU!!!!!!" He screamed loudly. "GOOOHHHAAANN CHANNN!!!!!" Chi Chi screamed as she ran out the door. She stopped and looked at Mr. Satan questioningly. "Mr. Satan, what on Earth are you doing all the way out here?" "Funny you should ask pesant (Chi Chi became obviously angry when hearing this; Gohan became scared)...but your SON was with MY daughter all day yesterday!!!" "So whats wrong with THAT, Mr. RICH MAN?!?!?" Chi Chi screamed. "HE KISSED HER!!!!" "ON THE FRIGGIN FOREHEAD WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!?!??!" "SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!!!" "POINT BEING........?!?!?!?!" "NO BOY CAN HAVE MY DAUGHTER UNLESS HE IS STRONGER THAN ME!!!!" "WELL MY SON IS STRONGER THAN YOU!!!" "I'M GONNA HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR THAT!!!!!!!" "OH YEAH?!?! WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU IF I PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU LIED ABOUT DEFEATING CELL!!!!!" "How the hell did you know that?" Mr. Satan asked; surprized by her remake and lowered his voice. Plus his throat hurt from trying to scream as loud as Chi Chi (its good to have Chi Chi on our side, right?). Chi Chi smirked so much like Vegeta than Gohan got chills up his spine. She crossed her arms and stated proudly, "My Gohan-chan defeated Cell." "YOU'RE WRONG!!!!" "No I'm not.....he was that little boy who was kind enough to SAVE YOUR UGLY ASS!!!!" "Maa....stop it...I don't need to be flattered..." Gohan said in a low and frightened tone. "No! You have the right to be recognized! Now let me finish this!!!" ::sweatdropping:: "Go on right ahead...I'll just stay right here...heh heh heh...." "You're lieing again! I know about your stupid tricks!!! The boy didn't look like him! ::points to Gohan:: " "Mr. Satan...even Videl-san knows that I defeated Cell..." Gohan said timidly. "Oh! So you lied to my daughter too? NOBODY LIES TO VIDEL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!" Gohan started to get ticked and his saiyajin instincts began to kick in. Calmly and sternly he said "I would never lie to Videl-san." "Oh, why? ::says in an intiminating voice:: Because you looooovvee her?" Gohan got really pissed then and didn't care about being in front of his mother. "YEAH!! BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?" Mr. Satan was about to blow up at hearing that. "YEAH, I DO!!! NO BOY MAY LOVE MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT MY APPROVAL!!! AND I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU'VE DONE!!!" he screamed back. Oh boy...new cat fight. "Oh...you hate me for saving you? You hate me for preventing Videl's death? You hate me for letting you lie to the world so that you may be richer than anyone else? Is THAT what you hate me for, besides loving your daughter? Heh, I thought so." he stated coolly, leaving Mr. Satan blinking and desperate to find a good comeback. ::starts crying and sniffing:: "I'm so proud of you Gohan-chan! You take after your father...defending your honor and loving someone...WAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!! YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW!!!!" "Uh...heh heh heh...right...whatever ::rubbs the back of his head::" "Errr..." "PAPA!!!!" Videl yelled annoyingly as she touched down next to the circle formed by her father, Gohan and Chi Chi. "What is the meaning of this?" "Videl-chan..." Gohan began but was soon cut off. "DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO HER!!!" Mr. Satan bellowed. Now Videl was getting ticked off. "YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!" Videl yelled at Mr. Satan. "YES HE DID!!!" "LIKE WHAT?!?!?" In Gohan's view, Videl made a mistake by asking that. He tried to hide himself, but it was no use. "HE TOOK YOU AWAY ALL DAY YESTERDAY WITHOUT MY KNOWING!!!" "SO WHAT!!! DID YOU EVER THINK THAT I WANTED TO GO WITH HIM?!?!?" she screeched. Gohan blushed heavily. "OH YEAH? WELL DID YOU EVER THINK OF WHAT HE WOULD DO TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING?!?" "NO, NOT LATELY!!!" "WELL FIRST OFF, HE BROUGHT YOU HOME AT 11:00 PM, AND THEN HE KISSED YOU!!!!" "He...kissed me?" Videl asked softly as she looked at Gohan, who's face turned a brighter red. Waving his arms slightly and putting on a frightened smile, Gohan calmly, "Its not a big deal I only kissed you on the forehead...I just, couldn't stop myself..I'm sorry for starting this trouble..." Videl smiled warmly at him and turned back to her father. "See...he didn't do anything wrong. Actually, I'm happy to hear that he did that." ...Gohan blushed even more. "But...I...he...you......Your not allowed to see him anymore!!!" "What the hell do you mean by that?! We go to school together!!" "I'll make them change his schedule!" "Why would you want to do a stupid thing like that?" "Because!!!" "Because why?" "Because I won't let you two have a relationship!!! Ever!!!" Gohan grimaced. Him, not with Videl? That wouldn't be possible. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WE'RE FRIENDS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT!! IF NOT THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TURN UP THE HEAT A NOTCH!!!" Videl unknowingly spat. Gohan turned blue, Chi Chi fainted and Mr. Satan blew a fuse. S.O.S............ "WELL IT DID ALREADY AND IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE BUT DOWN!!!!!!!" "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU SAYING?!?!" "I'M SAYING THAT HE'S PLANNING ON-" ::loudly:: "I DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. Videl and Mr. Satan looked at him. "You did so say something." Mr. Satan stated. "When?" Gohan asked. He mentally crossed his fingers hoping Mr. Satan wouldn't say what he though he would say. "Before Videl came here." "Yeah, I did but that's not what you were gonna say." "What are you, a psycic or somethin?" "Yeah, maybe." "You and your mother are so full of yourselves." "PAPA!!! ::smacks Mr. Satan::" NOTE: Chi Chi is unconcious...she fainted. "Videl...you don't mind if I continue with this? I'm kinda pissed right now so I can't help my temper...but I don't want to offend you in any way..." "Go on ahead." "Domo arigato." "SHUTTUP PUNK OR ELSE!!!" "Or else...?" "Oh forget that...back to we were saying...... you didn't know what I was gonna say." "Heh, I'll probably say it and then you'll change the subject...AGAIN." ::smirks:: "Oh no I won't. Instant replay: 'YEAH!! BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?' heh heh heh...what are you gonna do now? Lie to her again and say that you didn't say that?" Mr. Satan smiled proudly. Gohan's fists tightened as he yelled in a way that reminded Videl of Chi Chi. "I NEVER LIED TO HER!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU?!?!?!?!" Videl flushed and looked at Gohan again. "You really said that?" Gohan was about to scream something else when he stopped himself to answer Videl. He tried to be calm with it and not act too nervous...but he failed miserably. "Uhh....heh...." "BOY DON'T YOU-" "SHUT THE HELL UP HE DIDN'T FINISH!!!" Videl yelled and turned back to the embarrased demi-saiyan. "Well....I kinda didn't want to say anything to you yet but....." Gohan said timidly as he cowardly covered his deep red face with his left hand. "Yeah I did." Its over...my life is over... Eyes wide with shock, Videl looked at her smirking father and back to the scarlet faced Gohan. He actually said that he...he said that he.....hey I never knew he looked so kawaii when he's embarrased!! "Videl-san...are you angry?" Gohan asked from behind his fingers. "OF COURSE SHE'S ANGRY YE STUPID JACK-@$$!!!" "IIII AMMMM NOOOOTTTT NOW SHUTTUP!!!" Videl threw a brick at him, which formed a large bump on his head. "You're not?" Gohan stoped blushing for a moment. Just a moment. But he cringed as the goddess walked closer to him. Kami, what was she thinking? Now her hand rested on his reddening cheek, while her other hand was placed softly on his shoulder. And her face...her heavenly face was dangerously close to his. Why did this scene seem, incorrect? That is according to Mr.Satan. "Trust me." she whispered gently. Gohan was ready to pee in his pants, but it would've made this day way too humiliating. He was about to ask what she was going to do when; Ok! Slow it down and review whats been going on here! Gohan says he loves Videl, her dad gets pissed, Videl doesn't mind, and suddenly her lips are pressed against his! Did she want him dead or something? "Videl-san." he murmured against her mouth. "GGGGgrrrrrr.....YOUR GONNA DIE BOY!!! HOW DARE YOU KISS HER?!?! I WON'T STOP HUNTING YOU DOWN TILL I SEE YOU DEAD DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!" Mr. Satan threatened. He failed to get their attention as their embrace tightened. "DDDIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!" He aimed his arm to hit Gohan right in the head by whizzing it by Videl's head, but unfortunately for him, Gohan stuck his arm straight out and blocked it. Finally after an eternity, Videl pulled back and screamed once more, leaving the starry-eyed Gohan dazed and confused. "I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS SO CALM DOWN!!!" The 'world champion' had his last throw. Grunting and steaming, he marched up to Gohan (who was still looking at Videl with a satisfying smile) and pointed his finger. "Next week. Same time, my place. You, me. We're gonna settle this once and for all." ::smiling the most drunken smile his face has ever held:: "Hmm? Of course I'll marry you Videl-chan." ::screaming right in his face:: "BBBOOYYY!!!!!!" "EEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!" Gohan said as he jumped back a bit. He must've been daydreaming or something with the marrige thing. "S-sorry I was just...I..." Gohan stopped, for Mr. Satan stomped back into the helicopter and took off. Whew..at least the fight him HIM was over...for the time being... He looked back at Videl. She must've been thinking about something; and she started to laugh. He joined her. "Hahaha...hey Videl-san?" "Mn?" "Why did you...?" "Oh, you mean that...umm...well I'm sorry I just, oh I dunno......I wanted my dad to stop saying bad things about you and I though what you said was really sweet..." She sighed and looked back up at him. "Thanks. I'm sorry, I'm not sure how this all started..heh, maybe if I didn't give you that little goodnight kiss." Gohan smiled, and Videl returned it as they met in a grateful caress. "Nah...maybe if we had fired the stupid maid." "Whatever." Gohan rested his head on Videl's, and time seemed to have frozen as they stood. Of course until SHE woke up. "Ooo sorry I didn't mean to interupt you two." Chi Chi said with a biiiiiiigggg Son™ grin on her face. "Oh where on earth is my #$%^@#$%^! camera?!?!" (LOL!!! Another evil inside joke from 'A picture Perfect Kiss'!!! This time she didn't have a camera O.o) "Maaahh....stop." Gohan whined. "Eh Gohan, I have to go and stop my father from destroying half of our house. I'll see you later on, bye." She said as she pecked him on the cheek and flew off in the direction her dad went. "I am in such deep shit." "What did you do Gohan?" "Mr. Satan is going balistic." "Oh, who carez! Beat the shit out of him for all I care!!!" ::O.o:: "Did you just say that or am I hearing things?" "What!?!?!" "Oh, whatever. C'mon I'm still hungry." On to Chapter 7