lovewars7

Videl landed in front of her house. *At least it isn't burned down to the ground...yet. I'm afraid of what's inside though* she thought as she opened the door. The main hallway looked normal enough. People were still walking back and forth, everything made of glass was still in one piece. Everything was normal....unusually normal. She advanced towards the stairway that led to the bottom floor.

"Ahh...Miss Videl? Your fathe-" one of the maids (its the one that tortured Gohan!! She's evil) started but was cut off.

"WHERE THE HELL IS HE AND WHAT DID HE DO?!?!" Videl screeched uncontrolably. "Err, sorry bout that...where is he though?"

"Downstairs..I think in the 3rd training room........and I'm afraid he's not too happy with, what was his name...ah yes, Son Gohan. I don't know why though, he was quite a charming young man, if you know what I mean ::winks::"

"I have to stop him! Thanks Elizabeth (LOL...eliza, ELIZA-beth, blondes, always hit on Gohan, get the inside joke?)!!!" she say as she started running towards the stairs but stopped. "Oh yeah and BACK OFF GOHAN'S MINE! errr, WILL BE MINE!!! HE'S NOT EVEN YOUR AGE! I just wanted to make that clear tehehe." and with that she was running down a fleet of stairs. *Poor Gohan-chan* she thought *He had to scream at my father for all that time...and Chi Chi was involved. I wonder what papa is planning...what on earth is he gonna do in one week?* Finally, she was there. And there was a loud noise comming from inside.

"DIE DAMNIT!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!" Mr. Satan yelled as he kicked a sandbag. And it had....Gohan's face on it? How insulting...having such a beautiful face on punching and kicking equipment!!!

"PAPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Hmn? I'm busy now Videl!"

"Doing WHAT, may I ask?" she said stomping over to her dad.

"I'm gonna beat that pathetic boy to a bloody pulp! ::punches the bag, right where Gohan's face is:: He's gonna pay for actually ::shudders:: kissing you."

"For your information, he kissed me on the forehead, and I kissed him where I should've!!!" she implied.

"Oh really? THATS IT YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!"

"NANI?!?!?! Grounded?! What makes you think you can ground ME?"

"I'M YOUR FATHER AND UNTIL YOU MOVE OUT YOU MUST OBEY ME!"

"Fine then I'll move out!" She put her hands on her hips in confidence.

"Your not allowed to move out until you're 18. Hahahahahha"

Videl put on an angry face. "I hate you"

"Too bad. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!"

She scrunched her face. "I hate you even more."

"Thats not gonna stop me from punishing you."

Videl paused for a moment and thought, then had an idea "....Fine, I'll leave. But first you have to tell me what you are planning to do in one week."

"Ahh...thats a secret. I know that you'll go crawling to him and tell him what I am planning to do just because he ::shudders:: sucks up to you. I sware." He said and once more punched Gohan's face.

"He does not suck up to me! Its more like the other way around! You stink you stink you stinkyoustinkyoustinkyoustink! I sware I will hurt you if you do anything shameful!"

"Oh, like what my little angel? (Videl shudders when she hears him call her that) Hit me over the head with a bat?"

"You know perfectly well that I am waaayyy stronger than you, as is Gohan-chan."

::O.O:: "Gohan, what? Did you just say Gohan ::shudders:: -chan? GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"

"Hmph! Asshole.." She began to walk out but then something caught her eye. Her dad was almost on fire fom anger.

"WHAT THE F**K DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!"

Now she was getting alittle scared, cuz it really looked like he was about to kill something. Steam was flying out of his ears and he had that murderous look in his eyes. (100% my dad when I get him mad O.o).

"Umm, ummm......" she was frozen from fear. "G- Go-"

Mr. Satan narrowed his eyes, getting ready to strike in case Videl said Gohan's name...

"G- go- go..g...GAH GOMAN NASAI!"

Slowly the color returned to Videl's face which had gone pale at the sight of her dad's, ahem, what shall we call it? Mr-Satan's-vesion-of-ChiChi's-Garlic-Jr-saga-power-up. Good enough O.o...

Well anyways, he finally had calmed down; I mean, his daughter actually appologized!

"Are you still g- gonna kill me?"

Mr. Satan regained his posture and looked the other way. "I'm happy that you appologized..."

"Oh ok great I'll go to Gohan's house now b-"

"BUT....you still must be disciplined."

".........(LOL TorankusuGohan, you do that ALL THE TIME! You got me into the habit now.)"

"::glares:: ......no"

"..." (Its the revenge of the misused dot dot dots...) (Gah there it goes again!)

"Well than what *DO* I do?!"

He now was making paces back and forth with his hands behind his back. "I would like you to run some errands for me.."

"Oh so that means its not mandatory bai-"

"Oh no, you have to."

"..., get on with it.."

"Ahh, hold on a sec.." He walks into a closet and returns with a scroll. "Here's a list of things you need to do for me around the area. Have fun and DON'T LET ME SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THE MOUNTAINBOY! UNDERSTAND?!?!?!"

"::cringes::...Gahh ok ok ok..."

Mr. Satan calmly started to walk away, but then crouched down "OOOOOoooo man!"

"Papa? What's wrong?"

"N-nothing just GO!"

"DAMNIT I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!" and with that he runs away, leaving Videl loking at him like he just grew five heads.

"Okkkkkkkkk...........I might as well leave...maybe I could figure some of these things out."

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"Brother looky! Its a bug! Isn't it cute?" Goten exclaimed as he showed off a little blue-shelled bug.

*(thinking to the tune of the song) It makes no difference to me.....waitaminute that wouldn't be a nice thing to say to Goten...* "Uhh...yea Goten its really cute."

"Wow! Ya think so? Huh brother?"

"YAY!" Goten jumps in joy and runs off to some other part of the forest. Man is this kid cute or what...

*Man is that kid cute or what?*

//Hey! Don't copy me!//

//lemme fill in the blank...hell? Ok this is not V&CDM so I'll leave now...::leaves:://

*Ok maybe I'm just temporarily going crazy because I'm thinking too much about Videl...*

//(Somewhere unknown): ::snickers:: of course your thinking of Videl! This is my fic! Hey I'm not supposed to be in here...DAMNIT YOU STUPID COMPUTER STOP IT! ::smacks the computer and dissappears to Tom's relief who is probably pissed at me cuz I can't write to keep Mrs. Evil Enright away from me anymore...O.o//

"Hey brother looky look! I found a sparkly rocki! Seeeeee!" Goten once more recieved his brother's attention by shoving a piece of pyrite in Gohan's face.

*Poor kid, he doesn't realise that that's fool's gold, heh.* "Yes its very pretty Goten."

"D'ya think okassan will like it?!?"

"Of course she will. You know how much she likes sparkly rocks." Gohan smiled. But it was true...Chi Chi always believed that it was the thought that counted, and would be very happy even when Goten brought home a bird feather. Just as long at it didn't creep or crawl...

"YAY! I'll give it to her right now! I'll be back brotherrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" Goten shouted as he ran towards their home. (Damnit I love the way he runs he's so kawaii!!! Yea I watched the saiyaman tapes too much o.o;;;)

Gohan chuckled to himself. He stopped when he saw Goten come dashing back.

"What's wrong Goten?"

"Brother looky what I found on my way home!"

"Huh I though you were gonna give kassan her rock..."

"LOOOOOOOky! It's Videl's!!!" Goten once more shoved something in Gohan's face.

"Hey, its her bracelet..." Gohan said as he picked it up and looked at it. *Hey...wasn't this the one that was afraid to give her so I stuck it in her pocket yesterday? It must've falled out when she flew away...damnit.*

"Aren'tcha gonna give it to her?"

"Yea I'm gonna go right now ok?" Gohan started to fly away but Goten grabbed his leg. "Hey what's wrong?"

"I wanna come with you!"

"But Goten, I'm only gonna give it to her and then come back..."

"(sad puppy eyes) Plleeeeeeeeeaaaase brother?"

*God I hate it when he does that; nobody can say no to that face..shimatta..* "Alright Goten, you can come. But first give kassan her rock so that she'll be distracted and we can go."

"What does dis-trrraketed mean?"

"Errr....nevermind."

"Come with me? Pleeeeeeease?"

"Alright. Cmon lets hurry."

~~~Five seconds (Alright fine, one minute for those who take the time to count) later

"Gohan where were you you have to do your homework before you fall behind you don't want that do you if you don't become the smartest person on earth then you won't succeed and we'll have to live like the poor people we are so you better start studying young man so that we can get somewhere dear kami what did I do to deserve this my baby used to be so obediant and now he's-"

"OKASSAN LOOKY!" Goten exclaimed right in the middle of his mother's very long (and frequently repeated) sentence an stuck his piece of 'gold' in her face. "Its for you okassan I found it and brother said you would like it well do you do you?!?"

"Oh wow Goten its so pretty! Oh god bless you" Chi Chi said as she gave Goten a hug.

"Yay brother she liked it! Oh that right we have to go give-"

"C'mon Goten lets go WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK KASSAN!" Gohan shouted over he shoulder as he took off.

"I'M COMING ONIICHAN!!!!"

"YOU BETTER COME HOME SOON MISTER OR ELSE!!!!!!" Chi Chi yelled after him. "I hope this doesn't become a repeat of yesterday...wait wouldn't that be a good thing?

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___________Back to where ever the hell Videl is O.o_______________

"Why the @#$%^&*o±*&^%$ does he have to do these things?!? Let alone ME having to do them FOR him!" Videl complained holding onto the piece of paper her father had given her earlier. She stood in front of the grocery store. "I can't believe this. ME? Shopping at a FOOD STORE?! This isn't right... all well I better get it over with..."

"Hieeeeeeello miss! C'n I do anythin fer ya?" Said a dorky looking clerk with the most annoying accent on earth.

Videl gave him her patented Bug-Me-And-Die Death Glare™. "No I do *not* need your help." she said as she walked away briskly.

Instead of acting angry because of Videl's rude attitude towards himself, the clerk (lets call him...umm...Fred) sighed and clapped his hands together. "Oh wow...that's Videl Satan! I think I'm in love..."

Somewhere in the dairy aisle, Videl gagged.

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___________God knows where________________________________________

In a corner, a girl cried. Cried like there was no tomorrow. Cried like her life had fell at her feet. And though she tried to calm down, she couldn't. She kept on crying and crying that same annoying and pathetic cry on and on, though she had been crying for about an hour so far. And she wouldn't shut her mouth.

"DAMNIT ELIZA SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!"

"B-but, but...I CAN'T FIND GOHA-AAAAAAAAAANNNNNN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *klonk*" Sharpener had enough of Eliza's jibberish.

"Shut UP! ZIPIT! In other words, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I want to find Videl already jezzz!!"

"OOOOOOooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that hurt! You know I'm very sensitive!"

"You know you always switch personalities? You are either really stupid or you act like you know it all!"

"That wasn't very nice Sharpener!"

Eliza stuck her tounge out at him. "Meanie"

"Oh get real. Maybe we should look on the other side of the school for mountain boy and Videl-san."

Eliza perked up "Akaaayyyyy!!!"

"You scare me sometimes."

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__Back to King Kullen (where Videl is and where my mom works O.o__

***In the backround you hear the King Kullen commercial playing, yes I had to include this for the sole reason of ticking my mother off...she hates King Kullen (cuz she works there duh) so over the sound of people pushing shopping carts you hear 'King Kullen! The experience! From people who really (don't) care! Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! King Kullen! The experience! Come and see for yourself! King Kullen! The experience! You won't, find it anywhere elseee!! Cha cha! O.o***

*Damn song* Videl thought as she grabbed a few bags of chips and walked on, trying to ignore some of the stupid people who were walking around trying to get her autograph. *Yea some experience. I'd rather fight over Gohan with Eliza. Wait I shouldn't say that; I'll jinx myself....*

"Hey babe, what are you doing in an old-fag's store eh?" A guy asked Videl.

"Go to hell Alex. And I could ask the same thing for you.(LOL Carolyn! Ok for you peeps who don't know me in real life, which is most of you, Alex is this jackass that I know in school who is stupid beyond the definition of mentally impared and thinks he's hot shit. The shit part is right though lol. If you are an Alex but does NOT go to BSMS, then you are not the one I am referring to.)" Videl spat back.

"That wasn't a nice thing to say, I was just being nice to you." Alex the jackass said softly, and duh he was faking it.

"I don't give a shit. Go jump off a cliff with your friend or something, just get the hell out of my face."

"Who Chris?" (LOL Carolyn! Dubbie1! Its his friend who is even more stupid and thinks everything is Pokemon O.o))

"Yea whatever." Videl continued walking and picked up a bag of apples; for whatever reason her father needed them..

"Look, if you bother me one more time I'LL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU'LL KISS THE MOON AND SCREW THE NEXT SPACE STATION, GOT IT?!?!?" Videl screamed. Of course a large crowd gathered around the two, which Videl noticed and glared at the dubbie waiting for him to do something.

"Umm...sorry? Eep!" ...and he ran away like the jackass he really is.

"Hmph." Videl grunted and went on to the produce area. "Uhh..lesse, what the f!@#$%^&* does he need with twenty-five tomatoes and a peach?! Ugh I hope that it was the chef that made this list and not dad.."

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______In the mean time..._________________________________________

"Eliza, what on earth are you doing?!?!?!"

"Looking for Gohan, GOOOOHHHAAAAAANNNNN! Are you in here? Maybe in here? HEY I BET HE'S IN THE CAFETERIA YOU KNOW HIS APETITE C'MON LETS GO!" Eliza shouted joyously as she grabbed Sharpener's arm and ran out of the gym towards the cafeteria.

"GAH Eliza calm down!"

"GOOOOOOOOOHAN!" Eliza shouted into the empty room. "Maybe he's in the kitchen!"

"Eliza, I'm sick of looking for Gohan. Let's look for Videl instead."

"But Sharpeneerrrrrrrrrr! I want Gohan!"

"Well remember yesterday when you decided to be smart for a change and told me that whereever Videl was, Gohan was with her?"

"Ummm, ya thats right! I AM SO SMART HA HA I FIGURED THAT OUT! C'mon lets go-"

"Wait! Where *is* Videl?"

"Ummm....uhh....she told me she was going to the mall!" (actually Videl never said anything, Eliza was just guessing O.o)

Sharpener narrowed his eyes. "Positive?"

"I'm positive that I'm positive!"

"Only fools are positive."

"Does that mean I am a fool two times over?"

"Maybe..all well we might as well look at some places that we know she will be at.."

"KAAAYY! Lets go I wanna find Videl so that she can tell me where Gohan is!"

"Do you have any clue to how many times you repeat yourself?"

"I figured. Grrr, that means I have to hit on Videl 52 times today...all well."

~Ten minutes later they were in some shopping center.~

"OOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOooo Can we stop at a few stores huh?"

"Alright, maybe well find Videl..."

~Twenty minutes later~

"Oh woooooooow! Look at that dress! I want it! D'ya think Gohan would like it?"

"How would *I* know?!?"

"Dunno. C'mon Sharpener."

Suddeny a man who was standing behind Sharpener tapped his shoulder "Excuse me?"

"Huh? Do I know you?"

"Are you Sharpener Pencil?"

"I have to speak to you about something. Mr. Satan wanted me to."

*M-mister Satan? Hey wait...if I do something for the guy then he'll like me and then I can go out with Videl, no problem!* Uhh...alright."

"Yes thank you. This may take a while young lady, please pardon."

"Oh thats ok! I'm gonna keep looking for V and G, kay?"

"Fine Eliza. But if you find Videl, make her stay with you. I don't care about mountain boy, just as long as he stays away from her."

And so Sharpener left with the strange man. But what for? Well, I'M NOT TELLING YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH O.O sry. So Eliza stood there thinking that she should do now.

"Hmn, what should I do now?" (-_-;;;) "Heee~eeyyy, I'm hungry!" she exclaimed, and loked around for a restaurant. There weren't any in the area she was in, but she happebed to be in front of..

"King Kullen! Hey, I could get some chips and popcorn!" (oh no!) she said happily as she ran in the door.

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______On the other side of the store______________________________

"Thank god, only 15 more things to get." Videl sighed as she picked up a bag of oatmeal for whatever reason they were needed for. This list HAD to be for the chef, or at least to re-stock the storage. "Or maybe Elisabeth was too lazy to do it." Videl said to herself. "Aie this would've been fun if Gohan was here. Yea...I wonder where he is right now...maybe hiding from his mother. Or from Eliza..grrr Eliza." her blood started to boil. If it weren't for Eliza, she would've had the romantic fist kiss she had always dreamed of. And not have to be rushed home soaking wet. "Its all her fault." she spat at the floor, though the floor didn't say anything back (Poor Gohan and Videl, they always have the problem of talking to something and whatever it was never answers them. ::shakes head solemly:: maybe they should try talking to eachother for a change in this damn fic ::grins::) "Damnit Eliza!" Videl said to herself again, this time alittle louder. Maybe a little too loud (get the feeling that I'm copying off of A strange twist of fate?).

"Huh? Who said my name? I heard someone say my name. Where is the person who said my name? GAH" Eliza said as she choked on a kernel of popcorn. As she frantically tried to breathe, she spilled popcorn all over the floor, causing a few bystanders to gasp and also grabbing the attention of an employee.

"Hey! Are you alright miss? Hello? Can you speak?"

Eliza held out a finger signaling to wait a second. She swallowed, coughed, and finally turned her normal color. "Ya! I'm ok! I just gagged on a piece of popcorn, no big deal." she said calmly. The employee looked down at the mess on the floor and back at Eliza.

"Did you pay for that miss?"

"Umm..no I just wanted a little snack before I left so I kinda grabbed a bag of popcorn ^_^. It was rather good but I have to go now cuz ya see I ::blushes:: I'm looking for this really cute guy have you seen him?"

"Look, nevermind the guy. You shoplifted and you will pay. SECURITY!" he shouted. Suddenly three men in armor jumped out from behind a stack of Golfish crackers (lol I just HAD to put that in!) holding guns and prepared to chase Eliza. Knowing how pathetic she gets when she is scared, you can guess what she'll do next.

"O.O AAHHHH! DON'T KILL ME!!!!"

"You are underarrest for shoplifting on top of eating in this store before you pay. You have the right to-"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE ATER ME HEEEEELP I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIIIIING!" Eliza screamed as she ran away as fast as she could.

"Eh? Oh no please don't tell me there's a robbery! And in King Kullen! What is there some old lady picking a fight with the manager or something? All well I'll just ignore it this time. It can't be serious enough to get my attention." Videl said to herself as she continued to shop. But the screaming persisted, and...it got louder?

"Oh please don't do this to me, I'm in a bad enough mood as it is." Videl groaned. She turned around to see what was going on, and once more it was something she didn't want to see.

"ELIZA?!?!" Videl screamed in surprize. Eliza was running full speed in her direction, with a few angry men chasing her.

"VIDEL THERE YOU ARE I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOUUUU!" she yelled. At that time she was about 20 feet away, and she kept on running straight towards Videl.

"Eliza what on earth did you do?! Will you stop running?!?!"

"THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

It almost happened in slow motion. Videl watched wide-eyed as she saw Eliza's foot get caught on a few boxes of bottled water, then her hands flying in circles at her side while trying to gain her balance. A few bottles were thrown to the sides, knocking down a huge stack of cereal piled to the ceiling. As she watched the boxes raining down on her, she realised one thing. Eliza had trouble stopping.

"Ahhhhh OWWWWWWW! *klonk* *klonk* *crunch* *bang* *gurgle* LOOK OU-YEOW!! *smack* *elbow* *overall OUCH*"

All five people found themselves in a big pile; in addition to some boxes of cereal, crackers, and bottles of water (both closed and open; yea it was a big soggy mess::

Videl started to cry (sarcastically) "DAMNIT ELIZA!"

"I'm...sorry...*cough&faint*"

"you...are....under...arre-*faints*"

One of the guards managed to get up. "Oh thank god you stopped her Videl-san!"

"Yea don't mention it...tch. Oh no..." Videl then realised that all the groceries were crushed and mangled.

"Oh I am terribly sorry Miss Videl. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

"Yea." Videl said as she gave him the list. "Please get all of these items for me and send them to my house. I went through enough hell already."

"Right away Miss Videl"

"WAAAHHH! What happened here?! Are you ok Videl?"

"Gohan-kun?" Videl asked as she saw Gohan run up to her. "What are you doing here?"

He chuckled. "I could ask you the same thing. You? Shopping for food? I didn't think it was possible till now."

Videl scowled. "Hey, it's not my choice."

"Hi Videl!!!!" Goten said as he jumped from behind his brother. "Hey that happened to me and Trunks once! It was fun until kassan got mad and spanked me." Goten said while pointing at the falled products.

"Trust me, for someone like me it isn't fun at all."

"Here, let me help you." Gohan offered his hand to Videl, and despite her anger over what Eliza had done, she blushed heavily and accepted.

"Arigato Gohan-kun."