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Gohan: "Ummm, can you do me a favor and spare me the embarassment of knowing that you heard me say that?"

Videl: "Hmm, I dunno.... can I?" she gave him a sly grin

Videl: "Just forget it and get in the water."

Gohan: "K, on the count of three...one"

Both: "THREE!!!" ::Gohan lands in the water, and Videl just stands there::

Videl: "Hahahaha, fooled ya!"

Gohan: ::surfaces:: "Why you little..."

Videl: "AAAAHHH!" ::splash:: Gohan grabbed her by the legs and tripped her into the water. "Hey! I could've hit my head you know, and my head isn't as hard as yours!"

Gohan: "HAhaha, oh c'mon you know I would never let that happen to you, its just fun watching you fall into water."

Videl: ::puts hands on hips:: "Oh, is it really that funny? I'll show you whats funny!" She leapt forward, put her hands on Gohan's head, and pushed down, trying to dunk Gohan underwater.

Gohan: (Underwater) *hah, she really thinks she could push me into the water eh? She must not be using her mind for the moment. Hhhmmm...* ::opens eyes only to see Videl's legs dangling in front of him:: O.O *Damn...* ::is drooling but you can't see it cuz he's underwater:: *time to check on my spelling skills. Sexy, s-e-x-y. Ok, great. Very good, now, goddess...* ::is off in la-la land again::

Videl wonders what the hell Gohan's doing, since he wuz taking too much time and plus she knew that no matter what she could never keep him underwater. So she goes down and sees him just staring into oblivion. ::she waves her hand in front of his face:: Nothing. ::she beckons him to surface:: Just a smile. ::she gets a little closer to Gohan:: No response. She finally gets so close to him that their noses were barely three inches apart.

Videl: *what the hell is wrong with him? HELLOO? Anybody home? Is he in some kind of a transe here?* She put her hand on his cheek to make sure he wasn't in a coma or something. *what is he doing? I'll bet he's just playing around aga...* She stopped when she saw that Gohan blinked and his eyes were really big. *eh?* Gohan spead to the surface as fast as he could. Obviously he had run out of air.

Gohan: ::gasping for air:: "I think...I stayed down there...for too long..."

Videl: "What the hell was that? Are you alright?" Gohan's face was purple...a mix of red from embarassment and blue from the lack of air.

Gohan: "uhh...I guess so...gomen nasai..."

Videl: "You sure? Oh my Gohan your face is purple!" She went up to his face, once again puting her hands on his cheeks. Gohan's face took a turn for the red. He flushed deeply as she started to examine his face. "Gohan are you sick or something? You don't look quite right." She studied his face, pretending to be searching for something, but in actuality she was just eyeing his adorably handsome and confused looking face.

Gohan: ::answers shyly:: "Veedel-san..I'm ok."

*************** Meanwhile *****************

"GOOOHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!" Eliza screamed. She was searching high and low, this time she was at the school looking through the hallways. After waking up from her little 'nap', she found a brick broken in half by her side, and dirt all over her clothes. Forgeting about Gohan, she ran home to change her filthy clothes, being the 'miss perfect' kind of person. "God damn it where did he go?!? He must be studying again....oohh that perfect hunk he is! But I'm really getting pissed!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!" She screamed as she looked in one of the bioligy classrooms. The janitor was trembling from the surprise and volume of Eliza's voice. "Did you see Son Gohan walk by here? Is that a no? Well than the hell with you, go on with your job." she walked out into the hallways once more just to bump into a person who was ALSO looking for someone.

"Where the hell could she have gone? Shit this school's too big!" Sharpener spat while kicking the floor.

"Sharpener, where the hell is Gohan?" Eliza asked in an angry tone.

"Who knows and who gives a shit about that stupid perfect scoring mountain boy. I'm looking for Videl-san, I only had a chance to hit on her 34 times today instead of the usual 35!!! And this month I'm gonna try to raise it to 50 per day, so evenually she'll be mine for the taking."

"Well, she'll only be here if Gohan is."

"How do you know that?"

"Cuz before they ran off with eachother."

"WHAT?!?! THATS IT I'M GONNA KILL MOUNTAIN BOY! MOUNTAIN BOY IS EVIL! MOUNTAIN BOY IS STUPID! MOUNTAIN BOY MUST DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza hit Sharpener in the head with a brick (yes the evil inside joke again). "Nobody talks about Gohan-san like that, especially when I'm around! Now lets find those two!!"

Rubbing his head, Sharpener said "Fine. We look for those two together, then we're on our own when we get what we want. Deal?"

"Deal." Eliza shook hands with Sharpener. "Now, lets get ourselves together. Son Gohan and Videl Satan, prepeard to be hunted down...

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (ok thats corny)

*************cut back to Gohan's little paradise**************

"Gohan, your face is purple! You can't be fine! Oh waitasec..." she peered a little closer at Gohan's increasingly red cheeks, and he leaned back to get away from her. "Oh, now your face is red! I..." Instead of continuing, she stared at Gohan, then realized that she had unknowingly cornered him against a rock. "Uhhh....gomen nasai Gohan-kun" she moved backwards a few feet.

"Uh, its ok Videl-san...I was kinda freakin out, so its my fault."

"You know what I realized about you Gohan?"

"You always find a way to blame yourself."

"Oh, hehehe, uhh...is that a problem?"

"No, but its very amusing. I mean come on, you blamed yourself when I failed my math test, saying that you taught me the wrong thing. You blamed yourself when I was cut on the arm by a robber with a knife, saying that you should've been there to help me. Heck, you blamed yourself when we blew up the oven in home ec.!!! Ok, so that WAS partially your fault, but it really doesn't matter...."

Gohan turned a new shade of red, and tried with all his might to make his face turn back to the normal color. "Heh, I'm really pathetic aren't I?"

"Nah...I don't think so."

::crickets chirping in backround::

::sound of water hitting rocks::

::Gohan and Videl kissing:: WWAAAAIIIIEEE!!!!! That's not supposed to be there!!! Ok please forget that...

::me throwing bricks at friend:: that shouldn't be there either hehehe

::piranas circling Gohan and Videl:: OK WHO THE HELL PUT THAT IN?!?!? ::takes a big computerized eraser thingy and scratches out words:: there.

"Uhhh....." Gohan hated silence when he was around other people. It was as if every time there was no sound, he was trapped in a cage. It was scarry to him...especially when he was around Videl. Videl made no movement either, she was afraid she'd say something stupid. From her shy position staring at her reflection in the water, she moved her head upwards to stare in Gohan's eyes.

*aaww man, not another staring contest! At least she isn't giving me her death glare like when I first met her..* Gohan thought as he stared right back. They were so caught up staring at eachother, they didn't realize that they were moving towards eachother. Gohan wrapped his arms around her waist, Videl clung onto his neck, their faces barely inches apart, slowly they closed their eyes and breathed shortly, their lips were about to meet...

"NOT SO FAST MOUNTAIN BOY!!!"

Gohan and Videl, not moving from their tight hold on eachother, swiftly opened their eyes and turned their heads. What they saw, they didn't like.

::insert any choice of dramatic sailormoon background music, (I like using the starlights song, it makes the entire scene funnie ^_^)::

"Symbols of our teenage world" a girl's voice boomed.

"And defenders of the ones we like to hit on!" a boy added pathetically.

"The most admired in history."

"And most popular amongst ourselves"

"A new duo has arisen to claim those we must!"

"And defeat those who oppose us!"

"We will not allow you or your comrades to win this battle of lovers and boyfriends!"

"I am Ditzy Blonde E. ready for action!!" The girl turned around so that the light which was shining behind her focused on her face.

"And I am Pencil Sharp..er I mean Great Blondie-man, enemy of mountain boys and pride stealers!!!" The boy also turned around to face Gohan and Videl, who were stil clinging to eachother.

"Together we will right what our blonde-like minds consider wrongs and triumph over ..er...the other people we don't like!"

"And that means you!!!............. Yes you mountain boy!!!" The boy added, which ended their little motto. They ended up in the worst Sailor Moon impression ever to be done in history. The two of them had wacked out costumes, so wacked it would make Gohan's great saiya-man outfit look like the most normal clothing anyone could wear (wooaahh).

"They've been watching too much sailor moon." Gohan said blankly.

"Hell yeah...and they need some practice too." Videl stated. "Hell they are worse than how you used to be."

"And that is something I did not dream possible until now"

"And ya know right when things were gettin good, too!!!"

"Uhh...heh, ummmmmmm, hi-yas?" (HAHAHA...SHE DIDN"T SAY 'HI'!!! SHE SAID 'HIYAS'!!!)

::blushing:: "Hi-hi's."

"HEY!!! ARE YOU TWO EVEN PAYING ATTENTION HERE?!? WE ARE ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LITTLE MOMENT AND TAKE YOU TWO FOR OURSELVES!!!" Ditzy Blonde E. shouted angrily.

"YEA!!! MOUNTAIN BOY PAY ATTENTION!!!"

"Great Blondie-man, will you stop calling him mountain boy?"

The dynamic (heh) duo looked down at Gohan and Videl once more to see them glowering at eachother's eyes, yes and the backround has all the pretty colors along with the bubbles that all romantic anime scenes have.

"STOP IT! STOP THIS INSANITY NOW!!! I'M SAYING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! NOT ONLY WILL I KILL YOU, BUT DITZY BLONDE E. WILL SAY ONE OF HER..." it was too late. Ditzy (which you should know who she really is) had blown her top.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I SPEND SOO MUCH TIME AND SOO MUCH EFFORT TO GET THIS THING GOING INCLIDING THE MOTTO AND COSTUMES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME I MEAN COME ON I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE NICE AND HERE I AM FINDING YOU SMOTHERING EACHOTHER THATS GROSS I WANT YOU GOHAN AND MR BLONDIE OVER IS CRAZY FOR YOU VIDEL AND NO MATTER WHAT WE WILL GET YOU DO YOU HEAR ME NOW GET YOURSELVES OUT OF THE WATER SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASSES AND TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU'LL NEVER FORGET AND AFTERWARDS WE WILL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND YADDA YADDA JUST LIKE IN ALL MY FAVORITE FAIR TALES MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO TELL ME INCLUDING ALL THOSE SAILOR MOON EPISODES WE WATCHED TO GET OUR POSES AND IDEAS FROM BECAUSE THE SAILOR SCOUTS RULE THEY FIGHT FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE AND ALOT OF THEM ARE BLONDE AND CRAZY FOR BOYS JUST LIKE ME WHICH MEANS I RULE AND YOU DO NOT I AM FED UP WITH YOUR LITTLE ACTS OF HONOR SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT AND GONNA GET IT BAD IS THAT CLEAR ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW YOU WEAKLINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....."

"Wwooaahh, she said that in one breath." Videl whispered.

"Whats wrong Gohan?"

"T-that voice, that pose, that power level, that SENTENCE....its..."

"No, it can't be!!!"

"ELIZA AND SHARPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both wailed loudly while jumping 20 meters in the air.

"Shit I thought we got rid of those two god-damned f***in idiots!!!" Gohan cursed loudly. "How they hell did they find us here in the middle of nowhere?!?"

"This is so unfair Sharpener chased me all the way here I thought I ditched him at school!!!" Videl whined.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US?!?!" Sharpener yelled.

"YEAH OUR COSTUMES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THROUGH!!!" Eliza shouted.

Videl, who was once again held in Gohan's arms waiting for him to fly off in a second, screamed, "WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE THE WAY YOU ACT ALONG WITH YOUR HIDEOUS COSTUMES SO THAT YOU DON'T MAKE YOURSELVES SO OBVIOUS!!!" and with that Gohan took off, once more heading in a direction which was unknown to him.

"I told you to stop calling him mountain boy!!!" Eliza scowlded and kicked him off thecliff they were positioned on.

"WWAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE......" ::KLONK::

Eliza climbed down to the spot where Sharpener was, with half his body in the ground and his ass sticking up. "C'mon we can't lose them again."

*****************Cut to Gohan and Videl flying..uhh...somewhere****************

"Gohan, where are we going?"

"I have no clue Videl, but I'm hoping to find a place where nobody can find us."

"I'm still soaking wet, so are you...are we gonna stop someplace to dry off?"

"Well, at the speed I'm goin, we should dry off in a minute or two, and if you get sick, you can slap me." he said jokingly and he held her a little bit closer so that she wouldn't be as cold.

"Hai." Videl smiled sweetly.

"Hmmm, down there is Megami city, and Ozora park, so that means we're..."

"...3,000 kilometers away from my house, and 4,000 kilometers away from your house."

"Ack thats far!." Videl said, looking at something distant. "And it's about 9:30 PM."

"I can get us to my house in a half hour, we'll call your dad from there, alright?"

"And if your dad gets ticked, blame it on me...I'll figure out something."

"Heh, I'm sure you will Mr. I'll-do-anything-to-make-my-own-life-miserable." she said while quickly pinching his left cheek.

"Oh, last time I checked it was 'Mr.lets-go-somewhere-and-take-off-about-two-seconds-after-we-arrive'." Gohan said while giving her a fast glance and smile.

"Names change over time, just like people and their feelings." She said as she softly laid a kiss on his cheek and rested her head on his broad shoulders before drifting off to sleep. It HAD been, after all, a long day.

"Thats right, Videl-chan..." Gohan looked at her for a few seconds, then continued his trip home.


	Gohan Love Wars Chapter 4 Gohan: "Ummm, can you do me a favor and spare me the embarassment of knowing that you heard me say that?" Videl: "Hmm, I dunno.... can I?" she gave him a sly grin Gohan: "Uhh......" Videl: "Just forget it and get in the water." Gohan: "K, on the count of three...one" Videl: "Two..." Both: "THREE!!!" ::Gohan lands in the water, and Videl just stands there:: Videl: "Hahahaha, fooled ya!" Gohan: ::surfaces:: "Why you little..." Videl: "AAAAHHH!" ::splash:: Gohan grabbed her by the legs and tripped her into the water. "Hey! I could've hit my head you know, and my head isn't as hard as yours!" Gohan: "HAhaha, oh c'mon you know I would never let that happen to you, its just fun watching you fall into water." Videl: ::puts hands on hips:: "Oh, is it really that funny? I'll show you whats funny!" She leapt forward, put her hands on Gohan's head, and pushed down, trying to dunk Gohan underwater. Gohan: (Underwater) hah, she really thinks she could push me into the water eh? She must not be using her mind for the moment. Hhhmmm... ::opens eyes only to see Videl's legs dangling in front of him:: O.O Damn... ::is drooling but you can't see it cuz he's underwater:: time to check on my spelling skills. Sexy, s-e-x-y. Ok, great. Very good, now, goddess... ::is off in la-la land again:: Videl wonders what the hell Gohan's doing, since he wuz taking too much time and plus she knew that no matter what she could never keep him underwater. So she goes down and sees him just staring into oblivion. ::she waves her hand in front of his face:: Nothing. ::she beckons him to surface:: Just a smile. ::she gets a little closer to Gohan:: No response. She finally gets so close to him that their noses were barely three inches apart. Videl: what the hell is wrong with him? HELLOO? Anybody home? Is he in some kind of a transe here? She put her hand on his cheek to make sure he wasn't in a coma or something. what is he doing? I'll bet he's just playing around aga... She stopped when she saw that Gohan blinked and his eyes were really big. eh? Gohan spead to the surface as fast as he could. Obviously he had run out of air. Gohan: ::gasping for air:: "I think...I stayed down there...for too long..." Videl: "What the hell was that? Are you alright?" Gohan's face was purple...a mix of red from embarassment and blue from the lack of air. Gohan: "uhh...I guess so...gomen nasai..." Videl: "You sure? Oh my Gohan your face is purple!" She went up to his face, once again puting her hands on his cheeks. Gohan's face took a turn for the red. He flushed deeply as she started to examine his face. "Gohan are you sick or something? You don't look quite right." She studied his face, pretending to be searching for something, but in actuality she was just eyeing his adorably handsome and confused looking face. Gohan: ::answers shyly:: "Veedel-san..I'm ok." ************* Meanwhile ************* "GOOOHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!" Eliza screamed. She was searching high and low, this time she was at the school looking through the hallways. After waking up from her little 'nap', she found a brick broken in half by her side, and dirt all over her clothes. Forgeting about Gohan, she ran home to change her filthy clothes, being the 'miss perfect' kind of person. "God damn it where did he go?!? He must be studying again....oohh that perfect hunk he is! But I'm really getting pissed!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!" She screamed as she looked in one of the bioligy classrooms. The janitor was trembling from the surprise and volume of Eliza's voice. "Did you see Son Gohan walk by here? Is that a no? Well than the hell with you, go on with your job." she walked out into the hallways once more just to bump into a person who was ALSO looking for someone. "Where the hell could she have gone? Shit this school's too big!" Sharpener spat while kicking the floor. "Sharpener, where the hell is Gohan?" Eliza asked in an angry tone. "Who knows and who gives a shit about that stupid perfect scoring mountain boy. I'm looking for Videl-san, I only had a chance to hit on her 34 times today instead of the usual 35!!! And this month I'm gonna try to raise it to 50 per day, so evenually she'll be mine for the taking." "Well, she'll only be here if Gohan is." "How do you know that?" "Cuz before they ran off with eachother." "WHAT?!?! THATS IT I'M GONNA KILL MOUNTAIN BOY! MOUNTAIN BOY IS EVIL! MOUNTAIN BOY IS STUPID! MOUNTAIN BOY MUST DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::klonk:: Eliza hit Sharpener in the head with a brick (yes the evil inside joke again). "Nobody talks about Gohan-san like that, especially when I'm around! Now lets find those two!!" Rubbing his head, Sharpener said "Fine. We look for those two together, then we're on our own when we get what we want. Deal?" "Deal." Eliza shook hands with Sharpener. "Now, lets get ourselves together. Son Gohan and Videl Satan, prepeard to be hunted down... DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (ok thats corny) *********cut back to Gohan's little paradise************ "Gohan, your face is purple! You can't be fine! Oh waitasec..." she peered a little closer at Gohan's increasingly red cheeks, and he leaned back to get away from her. "Oh, now your face is red! I..." Instead of continuing, she stared at Gohan, then realized that she had unknowingly cornered him against a rock. "Uhhh....gomen nasai Gohan-kun" she moved backwards a few feet. "Uh, its ok Videl-san...I was kinda freakin out, so its my fault." "You know what I realized about you Gohan?" "Eh?" "You always find a way to blame yourself." "Oh, hehehe, uhh...is that a problem?" "No, but its very amusing. I mean come on, you blamed yourself when I failed my math test, saying that you taught me the wrong thing. You blamed yourself when I was cut on the arm by a robber with a knife, saying that you should've been there to help me. Heck, you blamed yourself when we blew up the oven in home ec.!!! Ok, so that WAS partially your fault, but it really doesn't matter...." Gohan turned a new shade of red, and tried with all his might to make his face turn back to the normal color. "Heh, I'm really pathetic aren't I?" "Nah...I don't think so." "oh..." ::deadly silence:: ::crickets chirping in backround:: ::sound of water hitting rocks:: ::owl hooting:: ::twig snapping:: ::Gohan and Videl kissing:: WWAAAAIIIIEEE!!!!! That's not supposed to be there!!! Ok please forget that... ::me throwing bricks at friend:: that shouldn't be there either hehehe ::piranas circling Gohan and Videl:: OK WHO THE HELL PUT THAT IN?!?!? ::takes a big computerized eraser thingy and scratches out words:: there. "Uhhh....." Gohan hated silence when he was around other people. It was as if every time there was no sound, he was trapped in a cage. It was scarry to him...especially when he was around Videl. Videl made no movement either, she was afraid she'd say something stupid. From her shy position staring at her reflection in the water, she moved her head upwards to stare in Gohan's eyes. aaww man, not another staring contest! At least she isn't giving me her death glare like when I first met her.. Gohan thought as he stared right back. They were so caught up staring at eachother, they didn't realize that they were moving towards eachother. Gohan wrapped his arms around her waist, Videl clung onto his neck, their faces barely inches apart, slowly they closed their eyes and breathed shortly, their lips were about to meet... "NOT SO FAST MOUNTAIN BOY!!!" "OR YOU BATGIRL!!!" Gohan and Videl, not moving from their tight hold on eachother, swiftly opened their eyes and turned their heads. What they saw, they didn't like. ::insert any choice of dramatic sailormoon background music, (I like using the starlights song, it makes the entire scene funnie ^_^):: "Symbols of our teenage world" a girl's voice boomed. "And defenders of the ones we like to hit on!" a boy added pathetically. "The most admired in history." "And most popular amongst ourselves" "A new duo has arisen to claim those we must!" "And defeat those who oppose us!" "We will not allow you or your comrades to win this battle of lovers and boyfriends!" "And girlfriends!" "I am Ditzy Blonde E. ready for action!!" The girl turned around so that the light which was shining behind her focused on her face. "And I am Pencil Sharp..er I mean Great Blondie-man, enemy of mountain boys and pride stealers!!!" The boy also turned around to face Gohan and Videl, who were stil clinging to eachother. "Together we will right what our blonde-like minds consider wrongs and triumph over ..er...the other people we don't like!" "And that means you!!!............. Yes you mountain boy!!!" The boy added, which ended their little motto. They ended up in the worst Sailor Moon impression ever to be done in history. The two of them had wacked out costumes, so wacked it would make Gohan's great saiya-man outfit look like the most normal clothing anyone could wear (wooaahh). "They've been watching too much sailor moon." Gohan said blankly. "Hell yeah...and they need some practice too." Videl stated. "Hell they are worse than how you used to be." "And that is something I did not dream possible until now" "And ya know right when things were gettin good, too!!!" (Gohan) O.O "Uhh...heh, ummmmmmm, hi-yas?" (HAHAHA...SHE DIDN"T SAY 'HI'!!! SHE SAID 'HIYAS'!!!) ::blushing:: "Hi-hi's." "HEY!!! ARE YOU TWO EVEN PAYING ATTENTION HERE?!? WE ARE ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LITTLE MOMENT AND TAKE YOU TWO FOR OURSELVES!!!" Ditzy Blonde E. shouted angrily. "YEA!!! MOUNTAIN BOY PAY ATTENTION!!!" "Great Blondie-man, will you stop calling him mountain boy?" "Uhh...maybe." The dynamic (heh) duo looked down at Gohan and Videl once more to see them glowering at eachother's eyes, yes and the backround has all the pretty colors along with the bubbles that all romantic anime scenes have. "STOP IT! STOP THIS INSANITY NOW!!! I'M SAYING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! NOT ONLY WILL I KILL YOU, BUT DITZY BLONDE E. WILL SAY ONE OF HER..." it was too late. Ditzy (which you should know who she really is) had blown her top. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I SPEND SOO MUCH TIME AND SOO MUCH EFFORT TO GET THIS THING GOING INCLIDING THE MOTTO AND COSTUMES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME I MEAN COME ON I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE NICE AND HERE I AM FINDING YOU SMOTHERING EACHOTHER THATS GROSS I WANT YOU GOHAN AND MR BLONDIE OVER IS CRAZY FOR YOU VIDEL AND NO MATTER WHAT WE WILL GET YOU DO YOU HEAR ME NOW GET YOURSELVES OUT OF THE WATER SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASSES AND TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU'LL NEVER FORGET AND AFTERWARDS WE WILL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND YADDA YADDA JUST LIKE IN ALL MY FAVORITE FAIR TALES MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO TELL ME INCLUDING ALL THOSE SAILOR MOON EPISODES WE WATCHED TO GET OUR POSES AND IDEAS FROM BECAUSE THE SAILOR SCOUTS RULE THEY FIGHT FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE AND ALOT OF THEM ARE BLONDE AND CRAZY FOR BOYS JUST LIKE ME WHICH MEANS I RULE AND YOU DO NOT I AM FED UP WITH YOUR LITTLE ACTS OF HONOR SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT AND GONNA GET IT BAD IS THAT CLEAR ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW YOU WEAKLINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....." "Wwooaahh, she said that in one breath." Videl whispered. "Holy shit!" "Whats wrong Gohan?" "T-that voice, that pose, that power level, that SENTENCE....its..." "No, it can't be!!!" "ELIZA AND SHARPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both wailed loudly while jumping 20 meters in the air. "Shit I thought we got rid of those two god-damned f*in idiots!!!" Gohan cursed loudly. "How they hell did they find us here in the middle of nowhere?!?" "This is so unfair Sharpener chased me all the way here I thought I ditched him at school!!!" Videl whined. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US?!?!" Sharpener yelled. "YEAH OUR COSTUMES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THROUGH!!!" Eliza shouted. Videl, who was once again held in Gohan's arms waiting for him to fly off in a second, screamed, "WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE THE WAY YOU ACT ALONG WITH YOUR HIDEOUS COSTUMES SO THAT YOU DON'T MAKE YOURSELVES SO OBVIOUS!!!" and with that Gohan took off, once more heading in a direction which was unknown to him. "I told you to stop calling him mountain boy!!!" Eliza scowlded and kicked him off thecliff they were positioned on. "WWAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE......" ::KLONK:: Eliza climbed down to the spot where Sharpener was, with half his body in the ground and his ass sticking up. "C'mon we can't lose them again." *************Cut to Gohan and Videl flying..uhh...somewhere************ "Gohan, where are we going?" "I have no clue Videl, but I'm hoping to find a place where nobody can find us." "I'm still soaking wet, so are you...are we gonna stop someplace to dry off?" "Well, at the speed I'm goin, we should dry off in a minute or two, and if you get sick, you can slap me." he said jokingly and he held her a little bit closer so that she wouldn't be as cold. "Hai." Videl smiled sweetly. "Hmmm, down there is Megami city, and Ozora park, so that means we're..." "We're?" "...3,000 kilometers away from my house, and 4,000 kilometers away from your house." "Ack thats far!." Videl said, looking at something distant. "And it's about 9:30 PM." "I can get us to my house in a half hour, we'll call your dad from there, alright?" "Hai." "And if your dad gets ticked, blame it on me...I'll figure out something." "Heh, I'm sure you will Mr. I'll-do-anything-to-make-my-own-life-miserable." she said while quickly pinching his left cheek. "Oh, last time I checked it was 'Mr.lets-go-somewhere-and-take-off-about-two-seconds-after-we-arrive'." Gohan said while giving her a fast glance and smile. "Names change over time, just like people and their feelings." She said as she softly laid a kiss on his cheek and rested her head on his broad shoulders before drifting off to sleep. It HAD been, after all, a long day. "Thats right, Videl-chan..." Gohan looked at her for a few seconds, then continued his trip home. On to Chapter 5**