Gohan Love Wars
Chapter 1
"Shit I'm late for school AGAIN! If Eliza starts hitting on me in the middle of class, i will kill her." Gohan said as he ran as fast as any 'normal' human could go. When he finally got to Orange Star High, he sat down and shoved his nose in a book. *thank god i have study hall first thing in the morning today* he said in his head.
::35 minutes later::
"Ooo Gohan whatcha readin?" Eliza said as she popped her head in front of Gohan's face
"AAAHH! Oh its you Eliza you scared me." Gohan said, being really surprized.
"ooooo did i REALLY?" Eliza said in her usual sarcastic sounding voice
"Uh duh Eliza! poor guy you scared him half to death...eh Gohan?" Videl said from the other side of Eliza
"Oh hi Videl!" Gohan said after realizing Videl was on his side.
"Oh thats not true Videl! oh you're just jealous cuz I like Gohan!"
"Why would I be jealous?"
"Cuz Gohan likes ME!" Eliza said as she grabbed Gohan's arm.
"Heh yea sure uh-huh riiiiiiiiight..." Videl said in an exasperated voice.
*Eliza get your love sick hands off of me! I love Videl not you!* Gohan thought to himself. "Uh, Eliza, could you please let go of my arm?"
"Ok fine but still i am sick of Videl acting this way! She gets so jealous of me sometimes i want to throw up."
"Hah nice joke Eliza. Hey Gohan do you want to study at your house and then hang around for a while?"
"Ok!" Gohan said, a little too enthusiatically
Before Eliza could protest the bell rang (to Gohans relief)He ran down the steps and out of the classroom in a flash, going immediantly to his locker. "Whew Eliza didn't chase me this time."
"Isn't she a pain?" Videl said, leaning against her locker, which was about 3 away from Gohan's.
"Eh, well, uhh, sometimes she's just..." Gohan trailed off, not wanting to say anything to offend Eliza or more importantly Videl.
"I know Gohan-kun, just lookin at ya I can tell her sense-less babbling has gotten to you." Videl said in a half serious way.
"Ehh, well her talk sometimes gets to me but..."
"But what?"
"Well, I don't want to hurt her feelings by saying anything, so.."
"Eh, I know what you mean. Well, I..." before she could finish her sentence Eliza had arrived and wasn't shutting up.
"Gohan thats not fair I love you and I was gonna invite you for dinner tonite and you can do my homework for me and then we can eat at a restaurant and blab and chat and talk to my friends and then you can bring me to the mall and buy ourselves some clothes and go to a club and dance to some slow romantic music and be on stage where evryone can see us together and I really don't think that its fair that Videl gets to go to your house just to study and stuff and she always goes over your house and I don't and I will track you both down wherever you go to make sure that YOU VIDEL don't steal the man that I have had my eyes on ever since he stepped into the class room you are not good enough for him but I obviously am so nah nah nah nah I win you lose you never stood a chance HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?!?!" Eliza said in one breath (wooooah) as Gohan and Videl quickly ran out the door and ran towards the edge of the town.
"Whew, I...thought I was gonna die...if I let her finish that...sentence." Videl said, panting.
"Of course...we would die,...she...would never...stop..." Gohan commented. he then started to cry (sarcastily) "WHY MEE!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH AN ANNOYING GIRL FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND SCARING ME HALF TO DEATH!!!" Gohan said.
"Maybe cuz you are the school's most popular boy" Videl said
"BUT WHHHAAAAAAAIIIIEEE!!!"
"Cuz you're cute and smart and athletic and strong and hot and kind and..." she piped "oooppps." Videl said when she realized that she blurted out something that she wasn't supposed to.
"Eh?" Gohan said, lookin confused.
"Umm, he he he, uhh, sorry." Videl said, scratching the back of her head while blushing.
"Its ok. I think you're the only one i can take it from...with everyone else, they just kill me." he answered, blushing slightly as he just indicated he liked it when Videl said stuff like that.
"Oh, really?"
"Uh, yea. Hey, I think we should get to my house. Okasan's making dinner, and you're welcome to eat with us."
"YAY! I love your mother's cooking!" Videl said happily. *and not only that, I get to spend some time with YOU!...hehehe...*
"Alrighty. lets go really fast, ne?" he said and without waiting for Videl's answer, he put his hands around her waist and flew of at a very fast speed towards his home.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!" Videl wrapped her arms around Gohan's neck so tightly that any normal human would suffocate.She wasn't used to going as fast as they were right now.
*Thank god I am part saiyan* Gohan thought.
"SLOW DOWN PLEASE!!!" Videl screamed.
"Uh, Videl? You can let go of me now, we're there."
Videl loosened her grip on Gohan and opened her eyes. "Wooaahh, I didn't know you could go that fast! Oh, uhh, gomen." She then let go of him.
"Heheheh, its alright. Come on lets go inside."
"Hai!"
"Hi okaasan, hi Goten, hi...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Gohan yelled when he saw Eliza staning in front of him. "YIKES VIDEL LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!"Once again he grabbed Videland took off.
"H-how d-d-did sh-she get th-there!?!" Videl asked
Gohan was sarcasticly crying again. "She scares me so much its not even funny anymore! How did she catch up to us?"
"Gohan, were are we going?"
"Uh, to a far away place where Eliza can't find us."
"Oh"
"Hey, you want to go shopping for a while?"
"SURE!!! YAY!!!"
"K thought so." *ELiza will never find us in the middle of the crowd, shit I said never. ok, so HOPEFULLY she won't find us in the crowd. All I want to do is spend some time with Videl! Is that too much to ask?!?*