drive

Quick note you remember when Goku and Piccolo were forced to take driving lessons, Gohan drives like them during the racing scene. (That is probably one of my favorite episodes, I’m a deprived dubbie so I’m not sure yet.)

"I know, my moms going to have me impaled" Gohan said to Videl as they flew to his house, preparing to face the strongest evil in his life, his mother.

"I didn’t even think that’s physically possible, I mean you Gohan, how could you?" Videl said appalled." I mean how on earth did you Son Gohan fail a test? ( didn’t see that coming did ya hee hee) I thought you learned all this stuff when you were five."

"Not this, I never learned any of this before." Gohan said as he anticipated his mothers reaction.

"OH," Videl thought about what Gohan wouldn’t possibly know, to make him fail a test for it," Gohan was it a sex education test?" Videl asked while her cheeks shaded ever so slightly.

"NO I learned about that years ago (o.O)," Gohan yelled , when he realized what he said it was his turn to blush. "It was a student driving test."

"Nope I tried it on a deserted road alone once but I totaled the car,"

"Don’t tell me that Gohan, I’ll have to arrest you for driving without a license." Videl whined. "Even though I’m your girlfriend It’s my duty as a police officer to follow the law."

"NYAH NYAH NYAH I CAN’T HEAR YOU NYAH NYAH." Videl said as she covered her ears.

"...." (oh no Anime angel Videl has gotten me started on the useless dot’s it’s an epidemic)

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shuuut uuuup," Videl sang. As they stopped in mid-flight and landed in front of his house.

"Here goes nothing," He said as they went into his cozy little home.

"Where is she?" Videl asked as they surveyed their surroundings.

"I don’t know she has the ability to pop without warnin.."

"So where’s your report card young man, although I know you probably got all A’s my little baby is so smart," she said as he spied the paper in his pocket and swiped before Gohan could protest.

"Yeah, oh well now you have it, me and Videl are going out for a little while, or days or something bye." Gohan said as he hurriedly grabbed Videl’s hand and bolted for the door.

"GOHAN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS," ChiChi yelled as various veins began popping from her head.

"Umm meaning of what?" he asked trying to play it ignorant.

"I guess I’m not much of a driver," he said sheepishly, while simultaneously thinking of the best way of escaping.

"THAT IS NO EXCUSE YOUNG MAN, I HOPE YOUR PLANNING ON FIXING THIS GRADE BEFORE I’M FORCED TO KILL YOU."

Gohan stood there quietly looking at the floor, when ChiChi decided to try a different approach.

"And besides if you don’t learn how to drive poor Videl would have to escort your children everywhere, when you get married."

Gohan and Videl fell down anime style "How is it no matter where are conversations start they always end with me and Videl getting married?"

"It’s one of the great mysteries of life, But your punishment however is no mystery, if you don’t change your grade by the end of the week you’ll be condemned to your room for the rest of your high school and college years." And with that she left to go do something motherly and sadistic.

"Oh man what I’m I going to do? I am a terrible driver, I can’t learn by the end of the week." he said as he sat down on the couch and put his head in his hands.

"Yes you can, because you happen to be dating the best driving instructor in Satan city, I’ll teach you." Videl said as she rubbed his back. "Consider it payback for you teaching me to fly."

"I don’t know, it might be too dangerous for you to be in the same car as me when I’m driving." Gohan said. "I mean I’m a really really Really bad driver."

"Don’t be silly besides you can’t be that bad, " she said as she caught his glance, " besides I never worry about danger when I’m around you."

Gohan smiled and took this opportunity to steal a sweet kiss.

"EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW COOTIES," Goten squealed from his hiding place behind the couch.

"Goten have you been spying on us again," Gohan asked angrily.

"No honest you just happen to be in the same room as me when I decided to be really quiet and hide behind the couch." He said as popped his head up from behind them.