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A/N: Do you remember the episode "I'll Fight Too!" where Gohan makes his way on to the Saiyaman movie set? Well, I've always been wondering…what would happen if Gohan and his friends went to see that movie? Remember, Videl knows that Gohan is Saiyaman but this is set *before* the tournament so Sharpener and Erasa don't know yet, k? Well…lets get started.

Gohan cracked open an emerald eye and perked up his ears. "Gohan! Come inside, you have a phone call!" Chi-chi yelled, waving around their portable phone in the air.

"Sure mom, coming." He said as he gently floated to the ground and returned to normal. He walked up to the house and asked "Mom, who is it?"

"Some girl named Videl…don't stay on the phone too long, you have training to do." She said, handing over the phone. Gohan took it and said

"Hi, Gohan." The somewhat gruff, but sweet sounding, voice of Videl said from the other end "Erasa suckered me into going to the movies with her so I convinced her to let you come along too."

"Really? Why?" Gohan asked, a little confused as to why she'd want him to come "Videl?" he asked as he heard silence

"I…um, just want you along so that she can't drag me into another chick flick…those things put me to sleep!" she said quickly

"NO! You have too much work to do to be flouncing about with some floozy!" Chi-chi yelled back (A/N: Videl and Chi-chi haven't met yet so Chi-chi hasn't been able to think about the prospect of grandchildren yet, hehe)

"Hey!" Videl said from over the line, standing up from her spot on the bed "I'm no floozy!"

"Erm…I know your not…hang on, I'll go talk to my mom…" Gohan said, setting down the phone. Videl sat back down on the bed and listened to the silence over the line for a few moments until she heard someone pick up the phone

"My name's Goten, I'm his brother." Goten answered, grinning "Are you going to marry my brother?" Videl choked

"Sorry about that, Videl…that was my little brother." Gohan blushed, holding Goten off by placing a hand on his forehead, watching Goten's little arms waving around in an attempt to get to his older, taller brother.

Gohan waited outside of Satan City theatre, looking around for Videl and Erasa. He was wearing nothing really special, he had on a pair of khaki's and a white t-shirt, hoping that no one would spill anything on him…especially himself. He looked at his watch and realized that they were late. Videl was never late.

"Where could they be…?" he thought aloud to himself. Suddenly, as if on cue, he heard a cheery voice call from the crowd

"Gohan! Over here!" he looked in the direction of the voice and noticed a petit, blonde girl waving her arms at him. He smiled. It was Erasa and she was wearing a bright pink and orange striped jumper with a white background and a pair of bright orange sandals. He walked over

"Yup. I think he's hoping to pick up Videl or something…" she said, gripping onto his arm

"Great…" Gohan muttered *Man…I was hoping to be able to talk to Videl alone later…I guess Sharpener just got there first* Gohan sighed and adopted a somewhat depressed expression. Erasa noticed and asked

"What? No, nothing's - " but he stopped as he saw Videl, or someone he thought was Videl, anyway. She was wearing a pale blue, spaghetti strapped dress with a pair of heeled, strappy sandals and had her hair cascading down her shoulders, devoid of their normal pigtails. Gohan gaped at her. He had never seen her like this before, never so…so…feminine. Erasa smiled and gently closed his mouth with her hand

*Yes! This is going to be easier than I thought! Those two were made for each other…the hard part was getting Videl in a dress…* Erasa thought, grinning

Gohan continued to stare at the beauty as she walked over to them and stopped "Hi…" she said meekly, looking down at her pedicured feet. Gohan felt his mouth forming words but nothing was coming out…he even found himself reminding him to breathe! Erasa grinned at the two. They were made for each other

"Well…looks like we're just waiting for Sharpener, then!" she said cheerily, watching the two teenagers squirm. She giggled at them just as Sharpener jogged up wearing his usual muscle shirt and sweats. Then he got a look at Videl

"Wow! You look hot, Videl!" he exclaimed, looking from her long legs, pausing at her breasts and finally stopping at her face, lightly covered in make up.

"Thanks, I helped her get ready." Erasa chirped "What do you think, Gohan?" she asked slyly

"Oh…I guess its ok…" he answered meekly, looking down at his feet nervously. Sharpener glared at him

"Oh, shut up, Sharpener!" Erasa spat, glaring at him "Now, cummon, lets go pick the movie!" she exclaimed, changing moods quickly

"Sure…" Gohan and Videl said in unison, giving each other strange looks, making Erasa nearly squeal with glee

"Right…the movie choices are Catch a Falling Star, When Aliens Attack, and…Saiyaman: The Movie." Erasa recited, looking at the posters "I vote for Catch a Falling Star…what do you think, guys?" the rest of them wrinkled their noses

"No way, Erasa! I didn't agree to come so that we could see some chick flick!" Videl protested, crossing her arms.

"Right, I vote for When Aliens Attack…the fox network gave it two thumbs up." (A/N: hehehe…)

"All right!" Videl yelled over the din "Let's just go see something we can all agree on…how about the Saiyaman movie?" she asked, glancing at Gohan who was twitching nervously

"I don't know Videl…" he said, giving her a look. Videl gave him a look of her own

"Come on…don't be such a baby…its supposed to be a good movie…besides, it could be good for some laughs."

"Come on…lets just go see it!" Videl said, grabbing a reluctant Gohan's arm and tugged him along to the ticket booth. Sharpener and Erasa shrugged, then followed, unaware of the strange looking man in a large overcoat…

"Excuse me…excuse me…" Gohan muttered, pushing his way to their seats, Videl close behind. They finally got to their seats and sat down, Gohan having a bit more difficulty because of all the snacks he had bought

"Are you sure you can eat all of that, Gohan?" Videl asked raising a perfectly drawn eyebrow

"Yup." He grinned, eating a fist full of popcorn. Videl shook her head and reached into Gohan's tub, taking some popcorn for herself as well just as the credits started. "Ouch!" Gohan complained as something hit him in the back of the head

"Sorry…" a pathetically disguised voice said. Gohan looked behind him and saw the oddest site. A man, wearing a large overcoat and hat, was sitting right behind him with a huge lump in his middle. Gohan gave him a strange look and turned around to face the screen again

"I don't know…there's something strange about that guy, though…" he whispered back

"Shh! Yourself!" Videl hissed back. Gohan smiled at her and settled back in his seat for what promised to be the most embarrassing two hours of his life. Then, the movie started as a raven haired girl with pigtails arrived on the screen…

"Videl, we need backup! A trio of hooligans has hijacked a city bus terminal filled with senior citizens!"

"Be careful, Videl!" the teacher called, but the actress Videl was already out the door.

"Oh, shuttup…" she muttered, crossing her arms and sitting back in her seat, understanding Gohan for the first time…

The scene cut to a winding road where a bus was driving, areal view. Suddenly, a yellow jet appeared and someone yelled from the bus

"Look! Its Videl!" the actress Videl hovered over the bus for a few moments and then leapt out and landed on the roof, grabbing the hijackers attention. Bullets began shooting up around Videl's legs and she began running the opposite direction while the seniors inside began cheering and taking pictures as a masked man watched from up above…

The hijacker ran out of bullets so Videl crashed through a window, quickly taking care of the hijackers (including the driver) while the seniors cheered happily. Suddenly, there was a large bump and they began falling…they had driven off a cliff!

As suddenly as they had started falling, they stopped, unharmed. Videl blinked and walked to the window, leaning out. She smiled when she saw him. There was a young man in a strange costume holding the bus up in mid air!

"Who are you?" Videl asked the masked stranger, walking up to him. He smirked and stepped back

"I…am the…Great…Saiyaman!" he exclaimed, doing one of his Sailor Moon routines. The actress Videl gave him a strange look as he finished. He smirked and, in a hopelessly fake voice, said

"Oh…my…God." Videl said weakly, sweatdropping. Gohan nodded in agreement and blinked unbelievingly at the screen

"Saiyaman!" Videl screamed, running over to him, placing a hand over his wound where a bank robber had shot him "Are you all right?" she asked worriedly

"No…*cough* I don't think I'm…gonna make it…*cough*" Saiyaman said as Videl's eyes began to tear up

"Oh…Saiyaman…" she sobbed, holding him close to her chest. Saiyaman pulled back and looked up into her eyes, brushing a few tears off her face.

"Don't *cough* worry about me…you need to *cough* catch the robbers…" he said weakly

"Hey! That never happened!" Gohan hissed, hearing snickering and 'ew's from behind him. He turned to see the strange looking man laughing in his coat and forked an eyebrow at the man and turning around, deciding he didn't want to know.

"Sharpener! Knock it off!" Videl hissed, paying no attention to Gohan. Gohan looked over and noticed that Sharpener's hand had been sneaking up her leg for the whole movie. Gohan felt his face burn with anger and he leaned over and hissed venomously

"Knock it off…" Sharpener glared at him but quickly took his hand off as Gohan's glare overpowered his and sat back in his seat, watching the movie once more. Videl stared at the fuming Gohan as he, too, sat back in his seat and began watching again

By the time Gohan had started watching again, Videl had already beaten the crap out of the bank robbers and freed the hostages, coming back to Saiyaman

"Saiyaman!" Videl exclaimed, kneeling down next to him and taking him in her arms again.

"Of course I did…" Videl smiled, letting a tear fall onto his helmet visor. Saiyaman smiled up at her and took her face in one of his hands as he tilted upwards and bringing her closer to him as they…

"What the HELL?!" Videl shouted, standing up. The entire theatre shushed at her and Gohan pulled her back down into the seat

"See why I didn't want to come to this movie?!" he exclaimed, people shushing him too.

"Well, Saiyaman, we've taken down the Red Shark gang…the city is safe!" Videl exclaimed while they stood on top of a building, watching the sun set in a cheesy cliché. He nodded and placed his arm around her shoulder, pulling her close to him. Videl sighed and leaned against him, closing her eyes as Saiyaman stared out into the sunset. Videl looked up at him and asked

"Will you tell me who you are now…I mean, since we're in love now." Saiyaman looked down at her and kissed her gently. He finally pulled back and started speech mode

"Because I can only show my true love…my partner…my soul mate." He said, looking down at her sad face

"That I could only show my true love…you ARE my true love, Videl." Videl smiled happily and kissed him passionately, wrapping her arms around his neck

"No…I mean, I want you to love the man inside the mask…not Saiyaman." He said, pushing her away. Videl smiled at him

"I love you…whoever you are. No matter what…" Saiyaman's smile widened and he removed his helmet to reveal a young, teenage boy with golden hair and striking green eyes

"Bob?! Can't they come up with something more original than BOB?!" Gohan exclaimed, hopping up onto the soapbox with Videl.

"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!" they yelled. Erasa opened her mouth to respond but was stopped when hysterical laughter broke out from the aisle behind them. They all looked back there to see a wild haired boy in orange fighting gi and a lavender haired boy in purple rolling in the sticky floor, laughing their heads off

"GOTEN! TRUNKS!" Gohan yelled, his face reddening in anger. They both stopped and looked up at him, tears of laughter in their eyes

"Hi, loverboy!" Trunks added, causing them to break down again. Gohan bent over the aisle and picked them both up by the scruff of their necks, forcing them to look him in the eyes

"I love you, Saiyaman!" Goten imitated, making kissy sounds. Then, the two boys broke out into song

"GOHAN AND VIDEL, SITTIN IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-ERK!" they stopped as Gohan put them under his arms and pushed his way out of the theatre, the three teenagers hot on his trail

"Just WAIT until mom and Bulma find out about this!" he exclaimed getting a slight blush to his cheeks as the little boys laughed their heads off. He stopped suddenly and turned to his friends "Um…sorry, guys, I hafta get my little brother and his friend home…I'll see you at school, ok?"

"Oh no you don't, Son Gohan!" Videl exclaimed "I'm coming too!" she said, tossing out her capsule

"Why? Did you want to find a nice private - erk!" Gohan glared down at Trunks and tossed him inside the jet

"Sorry, Erasa…we have a few things to take care of…like bombing the Fox building." She muttered, turning on the jet and taking off, leaving Sharpener and Erasa in the dust

A/N: What did you think? I thought parts were pretty stupid, but, hey, its supposed to be like that, ne? Anyways…this was just a one shot so don't think that you're getting anymore chapters…although, I might be persuaded to do a sequel, hehe. Saiyaman II: The Revenge.


	Saiyaman: The Movie Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or the rights to the Saiyaman movie. A/N: Do you remember the episode "I'll Fight Too!" where Gohan makes his way on to the Saiyaman movie set? Well, I've always been wondering…what would happen if Gohan and his friends went to see that movie? Remember, Videl knows that Gohan is Saiyaman but this is set before the tournament so Sharpener and Erasa don't know yet, k? Well…lets get started. Chapter 1: To the Movies "Gooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaan!!!" Gohan cracked open an emerald eye and perked up his ears. "Gohan! Come inside, you have a phone call!" Chi-chi yelled, waving around their portable phone in the air. "Sure mom, coming." He said as he gently floated to the ground and returned to normal. He walked up to the house and asked "Mom, who is it?" "Some girl named Videl…don't stay on the phone too long, you have training to do." She said, handing over the phone. Gohan took it and said "Hello, Videl?" "Hi, Gohan." The somewhat gruff, but sweet sounding, voice of Videl said from the other end "Erasa suckered me into going to the movies with her so I convinced her to let you come along too." "Really? Why?" Gohan asked, a little confused as to why she'd want him to come "Videl?" he asked as he heard silence "I…um, just want you along so that she can't drag me into another chick flick…those things put me to sleep!" she said quickly "Oh…" Gohan said, a little disappointed "I'll hafta ask my mom…what time?" "About one o'clock." "Ok…moooooom!" Gohan shouted as Videl flinched over the line "What is it Gohan?!" Chi-chi called from upstairs "Videl wants to know if I can go to the movies today at one!" "NO! You have too much work to do to be flouncing about with some floozy!" Chi-chi yelled back (A/N: Videl and Chi-chi haven't met yet so Chi-chi hasn't been able to think about the prospect of grandchildren yet, hehe) "Hey!" Videl said from over the line, standing up from her spot on the bed "I'm no floozy!" "Erm…I know your not…hang on, I'll go talk to my mom…" Gohan said, setting down the phone. Videl sat back down on the bed and listened to the silence over the line for a few moments until she heard someone pick up the phone "Hello?" she heard a little voice squeak "Gohan?" "Nope…who're you?" the little voice asked "Who're you?" Videl countered "I asked you first…" Videl rolled her eyes "I'm a friend of Gohan's from school…now, will you tell me who you are?" "My name's Goten, I'm his brother." Goten answered, grinning "Are you going to marry my brother?" Videl choked "Wh-what?!" she sputtered "Are you going to marry Gohan? I want a sister." Goten chirped "Um…uh…" "Cause you sound prett - hey! Gohan, give that back!" "Sorry about that, Videl…that was my little brother." Gohan blushed, holding Goten off by placing a hand on his forehead, watching Goten's little arms waving around in an attempt to get to his older, taller brother. "Its ok…so, can you come?" Videl asked "Yeah…but I have to be back by three." "Great…I'll see you there in an hour?" "Sure, bye Videl." They hung up. ~**About An Hour Later…~** Gohan waited outside of Satan City theatre, looking around for Videl and Erasa. He was wearing nothing really special, he had on a pair of khaki's and a white t-shirt, hoping that no one would spill anything on him…especially himself. He looked at his watch and realized that they were late. Videl was never late. "Where could they be…?" he thought aloud to himself. Suddenly, as if on cue, he heard a cheery voice call from the crowd "Gohan! Over here!" he looked in the direction of the voice and noticed a petit, blonde girl waving her arms at him. He smiled. It was Erasa and she was wearing a bright pink and orange striped jumper with a white background and a pair of bright orange sandals. He walked over "Hi, Erasa…where's Videl?" "Oh, she's in the ladies room…we're just waiting for Sharpener." She chirped "Oh…he's coming, is he?" Gohan asked nervously "Yup. I think he's hoping to pick up Videl or something…" she said, gripping onto his arm "Great…" Gohan muttered Man…I was hoping to be able to talk to Videl alone later…I guess Sharpener just got there first Gohan sighed and adopted a somewhat depressed expression. Erasa noticed and asked "Is something wrong, Gohan?" "What? No, nothing's - " but he stopped as he saw Videl, or someone he thought was Videl, anyway. She was wearing a pale blue, spaghetti strapped dress with a pair of heeled, strappy sandals and had her hair cascading down her shoulders, devoid of their normal pigtails. Gohan gaped at her. He had never seen her like this before, never so…so…feminine. Erasa smiled and gently closed his mouth with her hand Yes! This is going to be easier than I thought! Those two were made for each other…the hard part was getting Videl in a dress… Erasa thought, grinning Gohan continued to stare at the beauty as she walked over to them and stopped "Hi…" she said meekly, looking down at her pedicured feet. Gohan felt his mouth forming words but nothing was coming out…he even found himself reminding him to breathe! Erasa grinned at the two. They were made for each other "Well…looks like we're just waiting for Sharpener, then!" she said cheerily, watching the two teenagers squirm. She giggled at them just as Sharpener jogged up wearing his usual muscle shirt and sweats. Then he got a look at Videl "Wow! You look hot, Videl!" he exclaimed, looking from her long legs, pausing at her breasts and finally stopping at her face, lightly covered in make up. "Thanks, I helped her get ready." Erasa chirped "What do you think, Gohan?" she asked slyly "Wh-what?" he asked, finally regaining the ability to speak "I asked you what you thought of Videl's new look…" she said again "Oh…I guess its ok…" he answered meekly, looking down at his feet nervously. Sharpener glared at him "Keep your eyes away from her, nerd boy!" "Oh, shut up, Sharpener!" Erasa spat, glaring at him "Now, cummon, lets go pick the movie!" she exclaimed, changing moods quickly "Sure…" Gohan and Videl said in unison, giving each other strange looks, making Erasa nearly squeal with glee "Right…the movie choices are Catch a Falling Star, When Aliens Attack, and…Saiyaman: The Movie." Erasa recited, looking at the posters "I vote for Catch a Falling Star…what do you think, guys?" the rest of them wrinkled their noses "No way, Erasa! I didn't agree to come so that we could see some chick flick!" Videl protested, crossing her arms. "Right, I vote for When Aliens Attack…the fox network gave it two thumbs up." (A/N: hehehe…) "No way! I hate horror movies!" Erasa complained "Well, I hate romance!" Sharpener yelled "Well, I like romance!" "I like horror!" "Romance!" "Horror!" "Romance!" "Horror!" "Ro-" "All right!" Videl yelled over the din "Let's just go see something we can all agree on…how about the Saiyaman movie?" she asked, glancing at Gohan who was twitching nervously "I don't know Videl…" he said, giving her a look. Videl gave him a look of her own "Come on…don't be such a baby…its supposed to be a good movie…besides, it could be good for some laughs." "How so?" "Well, he has a stupid costume for one…" "Does not!" "Come on…lets just go see it!" Videl said, grabbing a reluctant Gohan's arm and tugged him along to the ticket booth. Sharpener and Erasa shrugged, then followed, unaware of the strange looking man in a large overcoat… "Excuse me…excuse me…" Gohan muttered, pushing his way to their seats, Videl close behind. They finally got to their seats and sat down, Gohan having a bit more difficulty because of all the snacks he had bought "Are you sure you can eat all of that, Gohan?" Videl asked raising a perfectly drawn eyebrow "Yup." He grinned, eating a fist full of popcorn. Videl shook her head and reached into Gohan's tub, taking some popcorn for herself as well just as the credits started. "Ouch!" Gohan complained as something hit him in the back of the head "Sorry…" a pathetically disguised voice said. Gohan looked behind him and saw the oddest site. A man, wearing a large overcoat and hat, was sitting right behind him with a huge lump in his middle. Gohan gave him a strange look and turned around to face the screen again "What was that about?" Videl whispered "I don't know…there's something strange about that guy, though…" he whispered back "Shh!" someone hissed. "Shh! Yourself!" Videl hissed back. Gohan smiled at her and settled back in his seat for what promised to be the most embarrassing two hours of his life. Then, the movie started as a raven haired girl with pigtails arrived on the screen… ~**The Movie…~ "Yes, captain?" the girl said into her watch. "Videl, we need backup! A trio of hooligans has hijacked a city bus terminal filled with senior citizens!" "I'm on my way!" she yelled, leaping up from her seat. "Be careful, Videl!" the teacher called, but the actress Videl was already out the door. ~Real Life…~ "Hey! I think that's you, Videl!" Erasa giggled quietly. Videl glared at her "Oh, shuttup…" she muttered, crossing her arms and sitting back in her seat, understanding Gohan for the first time… ~The Movie…~ The scene cut to a winding road where a bus was driving, areal view. Suddenly, a yellow jet appeared and someone yelled from the bus "Look! Its Videl!" the actress Videl hovered over the bus for a few moments and then leapt out and landed on the roof, grabbing the hijackers attention. Bullets began shooting up around Videl's legs and she began running the opposite direction while the seniors inside began cheering and taking pictures as a masked man watched from up above… The hijacker ran out of bullets so Videl crashed through a window, quickly taking care of the hijackers (including the driver) while the seniors cheered happily. Suddenly, there was a large bump and they began falling…they had driven off a cliff! As suddenly as they had started falling, they stopped, unharmed. Videl blinked and walked to the window, leaning out. She smiled when she saw him. There was a young man in a strange costume holding the bus up in mid air! "Who are you?" Videl asked the masked stranger, walking up to him. He smirked and stepped back "I…am the…Great…Saiyaman!" he exclaimed, doing one of his Sailor Moon routines. The actress Videl gave him a strange look as he finished. He smirked and, in a hopelessly fake voice, said "See ya later, Videl!" and flew off "How does he know my name?!" ~Real Life…~ "Oh…my…God." Videl said weakly, sweatdropping. Gohan nodded in agreement and blinked unbelievingly at the screen "They got my pose wrong…" ~The Movie…~** "Saiyaman!" Videl screamed, running over to him, placing a hand over his wound where a bank robber had shot him "Are you all right?" she asked worriedly "No…cough I don't think I'm…gonna make it…cough" Saiyaman said as Videl's eyes began to tear up "Oh…Saiyaman…" she sobbed, holding him close to her chest. Saiyaman pulled back and looked up into her eyes, brushing a few tears off her face. "Don't cough worry about me…you need to cough catch the robbers…" he said weakly "But, Saiyaman, I can't just leave you here…" Videl sobbed "I'll always be with you…right here." He said sappily, pointing to her heart "Oh, Saiyaman!" Videl exclaimed *~Real Life…~* "Hey! That never happened!" Gohan hissed, hearing snickering and 'ew's from behind him. He turned to see the strange looking man laughing in his coat and forked an eyebrow at the man and turning around, deciding he didn't want to know. "Sharpener! Knock it off!" Videl hissed, paying no attention to Gohan. Gohan looked over and noticed that Sharpener's hand had been sneaking up her leg for the whole movie. Gohan felt his face burn with anger and he leaned over and hissed venomously "Knock it off…" Sharpener glared at him but quickly took his hand off as Gohan's glare overpowered his and sat back in his seat, watching the movie once more. Videl stared at the fuming Gohan as he, too, sat back in his seat and began watching again *~The Movie…~* By the time Gohan had started watching again, Videl had already beaten the crap out of the bank robbers and freed the hostages, coming back to Saiyaman "Saiyaman!" Videl exclaimed, kneeling down next to him and taking him in her arms again. "I knew cough that you'd come back for me…" he smiled weakly. "Of course I did…" Videl smiled, letting a tear fall onto his helmet visor. Saiyaman smiled up at her and took her face in one of his hands as he tilted upwards and bringing her closer to him as they… *~Real Life…~* "What the HELL?!" Videl shouted, standing up. The entire theatre shushed at her and Gohan pulled her back down into the seat "See why I didn't want to come to this movie?!" he exclaimed, people shushing him too. *~The Movie…Ending~* "Well, Saiyaman, we've taken down the Red Shark gang…the city is safe!" Videl exclaimed while they stood on top of a building, watching the sun set in a cheesy cliché. He nodded and placed his arm around her shoulder, pulling her close to him. Videl sighed and leaned against him, closing her eyes as Saiyaman stared out into the sunset. Videl looked up at him and asked "Hey…Saiyaman?" "Mmm…?" "Will you tell me who you are now…I mean, since we're in love now." Saiyaman looked down at her and kissed her gently. He finally pulled back and started speech mode "Videl…I can't show you who I am…" "Why not?" "Because I can only show my true love…my partner…my soul mate." He said, looking down at her sad face "Oh…I see." She said. He smiled at her "I love you, Videl." He whispered softly "But, you just said - " "That I could only show my true love…you ARE my true love, Videl." Videl smiled happily and kissed him passionately, wrapping her arms around his neck "I love you too, Saiyaman…" she whispered in his plastic covered ear "No…I mean, I want you to love the man inside the mask…not Saiyaman." He said, pushing her away. Videl smiled at him "I love you…whoever you are. No matter what…" Saiyaman's smile widened and he removed his helmet to reveal a young, teenage boy with golden hair and striking green eyes "Gold Fighter!" Videl gasped, as if it were a big shock "Call me Bob…" he said, and kissed her again ~THE END~ *~Real Life…~* "What the HELL?!" Videl exclaimed, jumping up again, Gohan joining her "Bob?! Can't they come up with something more original than BOB?!" Gohan exclaimed, hopping up onto the soapbox with Videl. "Cummon, guys…I thought it was a good movie." Erasa smiled "EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!" they yelled. Erasa opened her mouth to respond but was stopped when hysterical laughter broke out from the aisle behind them. They all looked back there to see a wild haired boy in orange fighting gi and a lavender haired boy in purple rolling in the sticky floor, laughing their heads off "GOTEN! TRUNKS!" Gohan yelled, his face reddening in anger. They both stopped and looked up at him, tears of laughter in their eyes "Hi Gohan…" Goten chirped "Hi, loverboy!" Trunks added, causing them to break down again. Gohan bent over the aisle and picked them both up by the scruff of their necks, forcing them to look him in the eyes "That wasn't funny!" he yelled "Sure it was…Bob!" Trunks laughed. "It was not!" Videl exclaimed, joining in "I love you, Saiyaman!" Goten imitated, making kissy sounds. Then, the two boys broke out into song "GOHAN AND VIDEL, SITTIN IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-ERK!" they stopped as Gohan put them under his arms and pushed his way out of the theatre, the three teenagers hot on his trail "Just WAIT until mom and Bulma find out about this!" he exclaimed getting a slight blush to his cheeks as the little boys laughed their heads off. He stopped suddenly and turned to his friends "Um…sorry, guys, I hafta get my little brother and his friend home…I'll see you at school, ok?" "Oh no you don't, Son Gohan!" Videl exclaimed "I'm coming too!" she said, tossing out her capsule "Why? Did you want to find a nice private - erk!" Gohan glared down at Trunks and tossed him inside the jet "Fine…lets go." He said, strapping the boys in and opening the door for Videl "Hey! Where're you two going?! I thought we were going to have dinner!" "Sorry, Erasa…we have a few things to take care of…like bombing the Fox building." She muttered, turning on the jet and taking off, leaving Sharpener and Erasa in the dust ~Fin~ A/N: What did you think? I thought parts were pretty stupid, but, hey, its supposed to be like that, ne? Anyways…this was just a one shot so don't think that you're getting anymore chapters…although, I might be persuaded to do a sequel, hehe. Saiyaman II: The Revenge. ~Ms.Videl Son~