Valentines Day? What the hell is that? Asked Vegeta, This planet and it's stupid customs and holidays, he thought as he waited for Goku to reply.
"Valentines Day is the day on earth that everybody shows the person they love how they feel." Goku replied.
"Oh let me guess it's so guys can mess around being jerks for the rest of the year and suck up on one pathetic day, to there spouses."
"Um yeah some guys do, I guess. But it's also a good time to buy your wife something nice and sweet so she doesn't kill you when you raid the fridge."
"I already married the damn woman I can't believe that's not proof enough." Vegeta scowled, he couldn't believe he came over to Kakarrot's house to spar, and instead he suggests to go shopping, for some pointless human custom.
"Well that's where Gohan and I are going to do today, I really wish I could spar but Valentines day is tomorrow, and ChiChi is on the rampage enough already."
"Humph," Vegeta was mad now, " Well fine I'll go along, but we're leaving now, the sooner we get there the sooner we can leave and come back and spar."
"Um okay Gohan we're going now."
"What hey Vegeta your coming to?" Gohan asked as he grabbed his wallet.
"Yeah but only because I'm trying to get Kakkarot back as soon as possible, I don't feel like messing around a mall all damn day when I could be doing something worthwhile."
"Fair enough but you might as well by Bulma a gift while you're there though." Said Gohan. "That way it's not a complete waste of time for you."
"Maybe, what the heck do you give them to make them shut up." Vegeta asked as they began flying in the direction of Satan City mall.
"Flowers, stuffed animals, um jewelry", Goku rattled off a list outloud. "Chocolates, mmmmm chocolates" Goku then abruptly went into lala land dreaming of candy.
"I'm still not sure what to get the girl that has everything yet." Said Gohan
"What you mean the Satan chick? Are you looking to make her your mate or something?" Asked Vegeta as Gohan immediately turned red.
"Well yeah uh no yes no well not quite yet." Gohan said sheepishly. "I guess we're waiting until we're married to do any uh mating" Gohan proceeded to deepen his hue at the last part.
"Humph marriage yet another pointless custom that continue to astounds me about the stupidity of the planet." Vegeta said scornfully as he looked ahead. "There's the outskirts of Satan City," he said as he began to descend with Gohan and a daydreaming Goku in tow.
When the got to the mall they were greeted by a medley of reds and pinks. And millions of hearts and flowers taped to the wall, in short the gaudiest place imaginable.
"Oh wonderful I think I'm going to be sick. And not only that I'm going to hurl red and pink hearts."
Gohan rolled his eyes, there was no reason to convince Vegeta to lighten up, he would never fully get earth holidays.
They first stopped at a perfume store; Goku remembered ChiChi mentioning that she was running out of her favorite fragrance. So he figured it to be the perfect gift. Unfortunately he forget to check the name so he walked about the store sniffing each and every bottle on the shelves.
"Kakarrot you Baka." Vegeta said as he watched Goku pick up a two bottles and smelled both.
Gohan didn't reply to that, his dad did look pretty silly as he continued his mission to smell the hundreds of bottles residing on the shelves. We're going to be here awhile, he thought impatiently.
"Would you like to try our new fragrance," a smiling saleslady asked Vegeta in an incredibly perky voice.
"No go awa HEY!!!" It was too late the lady with the interminable smile sprayed Vegeta with every foul smelling perfume she carried on her tray. " WHA WHAT THE HELL THAT'S IT TAKE THIS GALLIC GUN BLAST!!!" Vegeta yelled as he shot three weak ki blasts straight into the store. When the dust settled the store had looked liked it had a went through a fire. And standing there in the middle of the wreckage was a stunned saleslady, who was covered from head to toe with dust. And to the corner was Goku looking at the obliterated shelves.
"Uh oh how I'm supposed to Chichi's perfume now?" he said as he looked about, then he spied one bottle that miraculously survived. Goku casually walked over the rubble and sniffed it. "Hey what do you know? This is ChiChi's perfume," he exclaimed as he read the label, "Musk of the Physcho, huh whodathunk eh guys." Goku said happily as he put the correct amount of money on the charred counter and walked out.
So the three men headed to the next destination as the rest of the crowd examined the wreckage in awe.
"I can't believe you did that," Gohan said as they headed to the other section of the mall.
"It was justified, thanks to that damn woman I smell like a skunk about to go on a hot date," He spat angrily. At this point he just wanted to leave as soon as possible.
"Whatever just don't do it again okay I `m surprised we got away with it, we might not be so lucky next time."
"Hey Vegeta why don't you get Bulma some jewelry?" Goku asked changing the subject," De Beers has some really shiny stuff."
Vegeta didn't get the chance to reply as he was dragged by the arm inside. The three men studied the jewelry trying to think which they spouses would appreciate most.
" Hey this ones pretty," Gohan said holding the ring the salesmen just gave him, "So do you think Videl will like it? He asked. The two immediately started laughing.
"heh planning to mate with her sooner eh Gohan?" Vegeta asked as he laughed some more.
"What do you mean? What's so funny?" the demisaiyan asked confused.
"HAH HAH Gohan that's an engagement ring," Said Goku. Who was downright giggling now.
"WHAT!?" He screamed as he through the ring back at the salesmen, "Try that again buster and I swear they'll never find your body." Gohan threatened. (OOC I know I just wanted one of them to say that)
Gohan walked out with the two males following still laughing at him. He wished they would shut up but was sort of glad they were there. He could imagine Mr. Satan's face if he accidentally gave his sixteen-year-old daughter an engagement ring.
"Hey Vegeta why don't you get a T-shirt with the kissing teddy bears and wear it for Bulma she loves it when you wear the bad man shirt for her."
"Kakkarot there is no way in hell I'm wearing a stupid teddy bear shirt, and if I do buy clothes I rather she wear it for me." He said he was really getting tired of all this dumb gifts they give each other.
"Well then how about you buy her something from there," Goku said blushing as he pointed to the Victoria Secret store.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow and smiled " now there's a gift idea that has some promise." He said as he walked in.
"Gohan you coming?" asked Goku.
"No way if the engagement ring was a bad idea, then her dad would surely kill me for lingerie." Gohan said as he walked into a hallmark. In there he found a beautiful pewter five-picture photo frame.
This is perfect he thought as he admired the fine craftsmanship. Videl will love it.
"Yes sir and would you like that gift wrapped it's free," The saleslady said as he prepared to buy it.
"Um yeah that would be nice but can you wait a second?"
"Of course"
Gohan opened up the back of frame, and place five pictures of Videl and him that he kept in his wallet, into the picture frame. He replaced the back made sure the pictures were straight, and handed the frame back to the saleslady. Who then wrapped it in red wrapping paper and a pink bow.
When she was finished, Gohan left the store and met up with Vegeta and a blushing Goku.
"How did you do, get a gift for Bulma?"
"Yeah and for myself," he chuckled as he held up the newly wrapped package in red " Red lingerie and strawberry body oil I'm going to have fun tomorrow."
And with that they finally left the mall.
Gohan looked at his father who hadn't made a peep the whole time since they left the mall.
"Dad you okay?"
Goku snapped out of his stupor, at the sound of his son's voice. " Huh oh yeah," he was still blushing.
"Yeah I was just wondering what Victoria's Secret is if she wears something like that."
"Maybe she's a prostitute,"
Just then they heard the sound of gunshots and police sirens.
"Uh oh guys I'll be right back," Gohan said as he quickly turned into the Great Saiyanman," Vegeta can you hold this?" Gohan asked him holding out his package he'd ask his dad but he was in a rather painful brainstorming session. Vegeta complied and Gohan quickly flew off to the source of the noise.
When Gohan arrived he had found that Videl was already there in her GS2 outfit. He smiled as he watched her uppercut a guy in the face and kicked another simultaneously in the stomach. He quickly helped her take care of the last of the criminals, handing them off to the police. They then performed the Great Saiya team motto (I don't know it, so use you imaginations). And flew off together to a nearby building and to press the buttons on their watches in order to go back to their normal clothes.
"So Gohan where were you today? I called you, and all I got was the machine telling me you were busy searching for the dragonballs so you could wish for the Pokemon characters to be real."
"What? Oh Goten was probably messing with it again, he's had a obsession with show lately, No auctually I was out with my dad and Vegeta searching for Valentines day presents."
"Oh really? So what did you get me?"
" Oh nothing yet I got something for my other twenty girlfriends first," he said jokingly as Videl punched him in the shoulder.
"Not funny well anyway I got your gift as well as my fifty other boyfriends, I'll give it to you tomorrow when you come over."
"Okay bye Videl," he said as he flew back towards the waiting pair.
"Humph finally, well let's go I want to get back to your house so I can finally start the training session."
Vegeta said as he handed Gohan a bag, and flew back towards Mount Pouzu.