pezzlefish

Disclaimer: I don't own Forrest Gump, dbz, or anything else that could get me possibly sued.

Gohan had spent all night practically trying to figure out how to parallel park but to no avail. So as he figured it the only thing he could do was sleep and hope for the best. But unbeknownst to him he was going to be taught be the worlds most evil instructor. (corny music)

" Uh mom I'm going to need you to drive me to the son driving school today for my test (^_^ remember? Hehheeee)

"All right let's go are you ready?" ChiChi asked with a glare, " I hope for you sake you pass."

"Geez mom no pressure, besides I'm better at practically everything."

" Well Um I can't park to well," Gohan said as he grabbed the keys.

"Gohan what's the point of driving to a place if you can't stop."

"I can stop," Gohan said indignantly, " I just have to hit a tree first" he laughed at that but ChiChi didn't find it too amusing. "hem well I guess I'm ready here" he tossed her Videl's keys to her.

"Okay mom why don't you go shop or something while I take my test okay."

"Fine you don't want your own mother around, oh well I understand I only carried you for nine months straig... Oh that'll look great on me" ChiChi said as she ran next door into the store in which she saw the perfect dress. While Gohan walked into the DMV.

"Your worried about your car aren't you." Gohan said with a scrutinizing smirk.

"Well yeah but I got you some cards see," She said as she pulled one out of the bag she was carrying.

Gohan removed the envelope and read it out loud. "Better luck next time?"

"Whoops sorry wrong one, Dang I knew I should have marked them, here you go.

Good luck on your driving test, and on the inside it read who cares whether or not you can parallel park, you can fly boy that is the worlds best transportation ever.

"Girl your obsessed with that game." Gohan said with a smile " but thanks"

"Good luck kiss she" as she pecked him on the cheek. "I'll be watching you in the back Okay."

"Mr. Son your instructor Mr. Pezzlefish will be right out (I love making up names ^-^)"

"Why don't you wait in your car for him," the pimply receptionist said while he typed on his computer. As Gohan turned to leave he added, " Oh whatever you do Mr. Son do not cry in front of him, he thrives on fear."

"Um okay thanks for the heads up," he said as he walked out to his car. that's a bit unnerving, probably just trying to throw off my concentration, maybe as a extra measure for the test.

Gohan sat down in the front seat and waited patiently for his instructor. 5 minutes later he saw a tall man with a long forehead and a eternal grimace planted on his face walk out of the DMV holding a clipboard. He regarded Gohan and gestured for him to drive up to the front.

And Gohan drove right up to him at a respective pace with regard to the speed limit in a parking lot.

"THAT'S 10 POINTS OFF, MR.SON," Mr. Pezzlefish said angrily as he climbed into the passenger seat.

"You were driving a car without a licensed adult in it," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he wrote it down on his clipboard.

"Let me make something clear Mr.son I don't run a child DMV here people entrust me to put sane drivers on those street and not some punk teenager with a attitude."

"Yes sir," was all Gohan could reply when in actuality he was thinking , Don't kill him till you pass, Don't kill him till you pass.

"Now drive forward and take a right," Mr. Pezzlefish as he kept on writing things down.

"Now this is your basic driving range," Mr. Pezzlefish with a eerie change of tone. "Now just relax and enjoy the ride."

Gohan grimaced less than three minutes together and he already didn't trust him, he was up to something. Don't think just concentrate on the road He thought as he locked his eyes forward.

Just as he finished that thought he saw a red child's ball bounce across the road, and his saiyan like reflexes allowed him to stop before it even crossed his path. Hah I'll show that old geezer how good a driver I am.

"Mr.Son why in the world did you stop? Mr. Pezzlefish asked annoyed.

"A ball crossed our path, usually that means that a kids chasing right?"

"Well no but it's not like your going to throw one in front , it's a driving precaution right?"

"Let's continue we're wasting time," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he scribbled more writing down.

HMMMPH Jackass, Gohan thought as he drove forward a again, this time a little child cut out jumped up in front of the car and Gohan missed it by only 1.2156 mm's.

"Mr. Son watch where your going didn't you see the ball that went past your path, that means there's children around." Mr. Pezzlefish scolded him " Look by how much you missed poor Tiffany, she's traumatized now and her parents are suing you."

"Let's move on but I'm afraid your chance of passing is very slim." He said as he shook his head.

"I go left here right?" Gohan asked as he saw the split in the road.

"Mr. Son I wanted you to go left." Mr. Pezzlefish scolded once again.

"DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE EITHER WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE FAIRY BALL," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he huffed and slunk into his seat.

"Um be alert for deer jumping across the road," he answered as he looked upon the familiar sign with the deer on it.

"That includes all animals too Mr. Son," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he scribbled something on his clipboard. "Like you don't want to accidentally run over a rainbow armadillo, or a even rarer diamond back platypus-rhino, there almost extinct Y'know." Mr. Pezzlefish said matter-a-factly.

"Okay your really wierding me out now , is this just some sick kind of humor of yours I assure it is not funny at a..."

"STTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP." Mr. Pezzlefish screamed cutting off Gohan's sentence.

"Oh my god you ran over it the poor thing is dead." Mr. Pezzlefish said as he started to cry. "You malicious monster you."

"What I ran over something? I didn't feel it, are you sure it's dead? What is it?" Gohan asked as he unbuckled his seat belt to check on "it"

"Yes Rocky the Super Rodent" Mr. Pezzlefish said as he cried some more.

"Okay what the heck is going on here I want an answer NOW," Gohan ordered not sure whether this guy was psycho or playing around.

"I don't want to talk to you right now," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he crossed his arms and looked away from Gohan. "Take me back to the DMV NOW!!!!!"

As Gohan drove up he was greeted by the pimply receptionist he met earlier and Videl.

"Mr. Son where were you Mr. Pezzlefish was waiting for you up front. It's very rude to leave instructors waiting."

"What but I've been with Mr. Pezzlefish for a while , and I'll give you a hint this guy is completely nuts." Gohan said apparently annoyed.

"Then who is this guy," Gohan asked as he looked into the now empty car.

"Here's your grade Mr. Son," said Mr. Pezzlefish. from behind Gohan.

Gohan turned around and grabbed the clipboard from Mr. Pezzlefish "You weren't even writing stuff down, you were doodling the entire time, I have a grade of flowers, rainbows, and a guy in a straight jacket." Gohan said as he looked at the insane mans clipboard.

"Oh now I remember you, I saw you at the police station last month. You were the guy from the mental hospital who got out and pretended you were the real Forrest Gump," Videl said as she smiled proud that she remembered it. "Mr. Corwin how did you get out again?"

"My name is Mr. Pezzlefish, I like fish and Pez's so that's my name silly girl," Mr. Corwin said with a insane little smile.

"Right of course why don't I have someone drive you back to the other DMV located inside the hospital okay." Videl said as she grabbed his arm.

"Okay do you want to see my pet invisible sea weasel?" Mr. Corwin asked innocently.

"WELL YOU CAN'T THAT BUTTHEAD KILLED HIM," Mr. Corwin yelled as he glared back at Gohan.

"This has been an interesting day," Gohan said with a weary sigh.

"Yeah after all that I think nothing can psyche me out." Gohan said as he walked inside and greeted the real Mr. Pezzlefish.

So Gohan took his real test and passed. And he only took out one cardboard cut out of a rare diamond backed platypus-rhino. Luckily the teacher didn't take many points off. So Gohan happily drove to the mental hospital picked up Videl and they drove off to McCarther point to play car bingo. (Take that any way you want ^_^)

Whew done finally , I had the worlds worst writers block. And pathetically enough the Mr. Corwin thing was the only way I could think of making this remotely funny. Well if you liked it please R/R, if you didn't you'll get a free invisible sea weasel in your mail.


	DRIVING LESSONS CHAPTER 4 Disclaimer: I don't own Forrest Gump, dbz, or anything else that could get me possibly sued. Saturday morning : Gohans driving test Gohan had spent all night practically trying to figure out how to parallel park but to no avail. So as he figured it the only thing he could do was sleep and hope for the best. But unbeknownst to him he was going to be taught be the worlds most evil instructor. (corny music) " Uh mom I'm going to need you to drive me to the son driving school today for my test (^_^ remember? Hehheeee) "All right let's go are you ready?" ChiChi asked with a glare, " I hope for you sake you pass." "Geez mom no pressure, besides I'm better at practically everything." "Practically everything? What's that supposed to mean? " Well Um I can't park to well," Gohan said as he grabbed the keys. "Gohan what's the point of driving to a place if you can't stop." "I can stop," Gohan said indignantly, " I just have to hit a tree first" he laughed at that but ChiChi didn't find it too amusing. "hem well I guess I'm ready here" he tossed her Videl's keys to her. "Why are we taking Videl's car?" "Don't ask" At the driving school. "Okay mom why don't you go shop or something while I take my test okay." "Fine you don't want your own mother around, oh well I understand I only carried you for nine months straig... Oh that'll look great on me" ChiChi said as she ran next door into the store in which she saw the perfect dress. While Gohan walked into the DMV. "Hey Gohan," Videl called, "wait up." "Hi what are you doing here?" " Can't a girl cheer her boyfriend on a important day?" "Your worried about your car aren't you." Gohan said with a scrutinizing smirk. "Well yeah but I got you some cards see," She said as she pulled one out of the bag she was carrying. Gohan removed the envelope and read it out loud. "Better luck next time?" "Whoops sorry wrong one, Dang I knew I should have marked them, here you go. Good luck on your driving test, and on the inside it read who cares whether or not you can parallel park, you can fly boy that is the worlds best transportation ever. Love Videl. PS Car Bingo ^.~. "Girl your obsessed with that game." Gohan said with a smile " but thanks" "Good luck kiss she" as she pecked him on the cheek. "I'll be watching you in the back Okay." "Are you allowed to do that?" "Only if I don't get caught." She said as she walked away. "Mr. Son your instructor Mr. Pezzlefish will be right out (I love making up names ^-^)" "Why don't you wait in your car for him," the pimply receptionist said while he typed on his computer. As Gohan turned to leave he added, " Oh whatever you do Mr. Son do not cry in front of him, he thrives on fear." "Um okay thanks for the heads up," he said as he walked out to his car. that's a bit unnerving, probably just trying to throw off my concentration, maybe as a extra measure for the test. Gohan sat down in the front seat and waited patiently for his instructor. 5 minutes later he saw a tall man with a long forehead and a eternal grimace planted on his face walk out of the DMV holding a clipboard. He regarded Gohan and gestured for him to drive up to the front. And Gohan drove right up to him at a respective pace with regard to the speed limit in a parking lot. "THAT'S 10 POINTS OFF, MR.SON," Mr. Pezzlefish said angrily as he climbed into the passenger seat. "Wha..? what did I do wrong?" "You were driving a car without a licensed adult in it," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he wrote it down on his clipboard. "Oh come on that's nuts you told me.." "Do you want to fail this test Mr.Son?" "Of course not, but I was just saying," "Let me make something clear Mr.son I don't run a child DMV here people entrust me to put sane drivers on those street and not some punk teenager with a attitude." "Yes sir," was all Gohan could reply when in actuality he was thinking , Don't kill him till you pass, Don't kill him till you pass. "Now drive forward and take a right," Mr. Pezzlefish as he kept on writing things down. "Now this is your basic driving range," Mr. Pezzlefish with a eerie change of tone. "Now just relax and enjoy the ride." Gohan grimaced less than three minutes together and he already didn't trust him, he was up to something. Don't think just concentrate on the road He thought as he locked his eyes forward. Just as he finished that thought he saw a red child's ball bounce across the road, and his saiyan like reflexes allowed him to stop before it even crossed his path. Hah I'll show that old geezer how good a driver I am. "Mr.Son why in the world did you stop? Mr. Pezzlefish asked annoyed. "A ball crossed our path, usually that means that a kids chasing right?" "Do you see any children around Mr.Son?" "Well no but it's not like your going to throw one in front , it's a driving precaution right?" "Let's continue we're wasting time," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he scribbled more writing down. HMMMPH Jackass, Gohan thought as he drove forward a again, this time a little child cut out jumped up in front of the car and Gohan missed it by only 1.2156 mm's. "Mr. Son watch where your going didn't you see the ball that went past your path, that means there's children around." Mr. Pezzlefish scolded him " Look by how much you missed poor Tiffany, she's traumatized now and her parents are suing you." RIIIIIIGGGGGGHTTTTT This guy is nut's "Let's move on but I'm afraid your chance of passing is very slim." He said as he shook his head. "I go left here right?" Gohan asked as he saw the split in the road. "Right go left," "left?" "Right," "okay," Gohan said as he went right. "Mr. Son I wanted you to go left." Mr. Pezzlefish scolded once again. "OOPS I'm sorry should I turn around," Gohan asked. "DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE EITHER WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE FAIRY BALL," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he huffed and slunk into his seat. what the hell is he talking about? Gohan thought. "Mr. Son what does that street sign mean?" "Um be alert for deer jumping across the road," he answered as he looked upon the familiar sign with the deer on it. "That includes all animals too Mr. Son," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he scribbled something on his clipboard. "Like you don't want to accidentally run over a rainbow armadillo, or a even rarer diamond back platypus-rhino, there almost extinct Y'know." Mr. Pezzlefish said matter-a-factly. "Okay your really wierding me out now , is this just some sick kind of humor of yours I assure it is not funny at a..." "STTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP." Mr. Pezzlefish screamed cutting off Gohan's sentence. "What? What? What happened?" Gohan asked a little panicked. "Oh my god you ran over it the poor thing is dead." Mr. Pezzlefish said as he started to cry. "You malicious monster you." "What I ran over something? I didn't feel it, are you sure it's dead? What is it?" Gohan asked as he unbuckled his seat belt to check on "it" " You jerk you ran over my pet invisible sea weasel," "Your pet invisible sea weasel?" "Yes Rocky the Super Rodent" Mr. Pezzlefish said as he cried some more. "Okay what the heck is going on here I want an answer NOW," Gohan ordered not sure whether this guy was psycho or playing around. "I don't want to talk to you right now," Mr. Pezzlefish said as he crossed his arms and looked away from Gohan. "Take me back to the DMV NOW!!!!!" "What is going on here?" "I MEAN IT TAKE ME BACK," Mr. Pezzlefish squealed. "But.." "I'LL SCREAM." "Okay okay fine I'll take you back." As Gohan drove up he was greeted by the pimply receptionist he met earlier and Videl. "Mr. Son where were you Mr. Pezzlefish was waiting for you up front. It's very rude to leave instructors waiting." "What but I've been with Mr. Pezzlefish for a while , and I'll give you a hint this guy is completely nuts." Gohan said apparently annoyed. "No you weren't he's inside the DMV, writing up some reports." "Then who is this guy," Gohan asked as he looked into the now empty car. "Here's your grade Mr. Son," said Mr. Pezzlefish. from behind Gohan. Gohan turned around and grabbed the clipboard from Mr. Pezzlefish "You weren't even writing stuff down, you were doodling the entire time, I have a grade of flowers, rainbows, and a guy in a straight jacket." Gohan said as he looked at the insane mans clipboard. "Oh now I remember you, I saw you at the police station last month. You were the guy from the mental hospital who got out and pretended you were the real Forrest Gump," Videl said as she smiled proud that she remembered it. "Mr. Corwin how did you get out again?" "My name is Mr. Pezzlefish, I like fish and Pez's so that's my name silly girl," Mr. Corwin said with a insane little smile. "Right of course why don't I have someone drive you back to the other DMV located inside the hospital okay." Videl said as she grabbed his arm. "Okay do you want to see my pet invisible sea weasel?" Mr. Corwin asked innocently. "Sure," "WELL YOU CAN'T THAT BUTTHEAD KILLED HIM," Mr. Corwin yelled as he glared back at Gohan. "Well I guess I won't play Car bingo with him." "HAH" Mr. Corwin yelled back at him as he stuck out his tongue. "This has been an interesting day," Gohan said with a weary sigh. "So I guess your ready for your real test now huh?" "Yeah after all that I think nothing can psyche me out." Gohan said as he walked inside and greeted the real Mr. Pezzlefish. So Gohan took his real test and passed. And he only took out one cardboard cut out of a rare diamond backed platypus-rhino. Luckily the teacher didn't take many points off. So Gohan happily drove to the mental hospital picked up Videl and they drove off to McCarther point to play car bingo. (Take that any way you want ^_^) Whew done finally , I had the worlds worst writers block. And pathetically enough the Mr. Corwin thing was the only way I could think of making this remotely funny. Well if you liked it please R/R, if you didn't you'll get a free invisible sea weasel in your mail.